Hello, Carol! We're John Cena.

she/her ❤️ insufferable

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[free-my-mindd]

[elliespectacular]

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[beguilingcorpse]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[sluttynurse]

we probably gotta stop rating things women do on a scale of empowering/not empowering at some point

[guilhernunes]

dogs on an unforgettable night at the club (commission)

[true-elder-scrolls-lore]

Even after 9 years this game’s beauty still takes my breath away

[tim-official]

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

[orcboxer]

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball... 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

[tim-official]

its cool man. water under the bridge

[tim-official]

you did what you had to do and I get that

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[vriskaphobiaa]

reached the point of dystopia where all of my political youtube ads sound like cheery kickstarter music dubbed over w " kayleiighhuh believes in protecting union rights 😇🌺 and will work hard to keep ice out of your city ✨🙈😜💕"

[vriskaphobiaa]

"anne hathaway is aging like fine wine" no she's not she's aging like velveeta. kraft singles. the kind of shelf stable cheese they wrap up next to a slim jim and stick on a convenience store shelf for 3 momths