Vermouth Vermeer

[23. they/them] the limbed and headed machine of pain and undignified suffering is firing up again. it wants to walk the desert. hurting. longing. dancing to disco music

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[catsofyore]

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

[ozempicofficial]

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[zestoflemon]

realized i never posted the calendar i made here so i might as well do that halfway through the year

theyre riso printed and assembled all by me, and the illustrations are combinations of bright red, orange, yellow, and green ink

this is the biggest riso project ive ever done (each calendar is 13 double sided pages and i ended up with 18 copies) it was a lot of fun to work on and im starting to think about next years, including hopefully having it available online!

[aphrostiel]

some mr. spocks

i love him so much he truly is my favorite character of all time ever and forever in all universes

[classicalcanvas]

Weeping Willow (1919) by Claude Monet

[carygrantsbeard]

HELPPPPPPPPPP

[rt0no]

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[the-haiku-bot]

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lostinthelegs]

Double Goober o'clock

[hedgehog-moss]

Poldine ♪

Poldine 🎵

Poldine, Poldiiine 🎶

I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♪

Please don’t take her just because you can ♫

She talks about you in her sleep—

There’s nothing I can do to keep ♪ From crying when she calls, Poldine,

And I can easily understand How you could easily take my cat ♫

You could have your choice of cats 🎶

Poldine, Poldine ♫ Poldine, Poldiiine I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♫

Thank you for watching Poldine & The Cats’ first music video! No cats were harmed in the making of this clip, but two were mortified and one had her fur ruffled in the wrong direction by clumsy baby llama kisses.

[szollibisz]

is it blood you can't wash off or blood you don't want to wash off🤨

hashtag mymoper

@saf-10-years

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[imfullabeans]