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these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said ‘i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night

kyrptonian

larry your-waiter is truly the backbone of the vfd the salmon restaurant scene alone proves this

abearysoftace

Has this been done yet?

sixpenceee

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

thebroccoligoblin

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

blurryman2018-deactivated201902

Had to go make sure this was real and not computer generated. It is real. And they left out the best part, it yawns at the end.

https://youtu.be/m09PwYWVb34?t=19s

cyntryli

The guy audibly awwing adds to the cuteness

hannahhillam

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

coffeeandstring

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

everydayconman

danger

amazingmars

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

the-official-nasa

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

sachesky

Chaotic Good brother.

averagefairy

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

antoniporowski

Guadagnino is a graduate of Susan E. Wagner High School. He subsequently attended SUNY New Paltz and graduated from the College of Staten Island with a 3.9 GPA and was a political aide for a New York State Assemblyman. #VinnyGuadagnino2020

dragon-in-a-fez

psa to fellow college instructors: it costs exactly $0 to be understanding when students are stressed as fuck at midterm time instead of saying “lol they knew it was coming tho”

dragon-in-a-fez

I lied, this actually cost me $31 today because I bought a fuckton of coffee for all my students but you should’ve seen their faces it was like I’d given them the holy grail, the fountain of youth, and the second season of firefly all in one

kiefbowl

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

hawthorn56-deactivated20230602

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

thevideowall

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

quousque

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

annechen-melo

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

onceiwashere

c-3po is a really relatable character to me because like theres no practical reason to give a robot an anxiety disorder, and yet here we are

did-you-know

According to some 40-million-year-old bones that were found in Antarctica, penguins used to be over 6 feet tall and weighed more than 250 pounds. Source Source 2 Source 3