[rohirric-hunter]

There are only so many ways to politely say, "I understand that what you are telling me is that you are an executive at [CLIENT]; however I have never seen you before in my life and you don't have a badge or company ID so could you please provide even one single piece of evidence for this claim"

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[girlrustcohle]

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

[mastomysowner]

Now you know who has the saddest backstory in Chainsaw Man.

[insomniac-arrest]

jump scare for the American readers

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

me be like

[dogpuppy]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[dogpuppy]

[floridensis]

in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[depsidase]

[thunderstruck9]

Salman Toor (Pakistani, 1983), Skincare, 2023. Oil on panel, 18 x 24 in.

[depsidase]

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[miiilowo]

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly