hi i'm wynn and i named myself after wynncraft. i am 24 and broadly do not care one way or the other about pronouns in reference to myself.
i try to tag things best i can. any trigger tags will be formatted like “tw [thing]”. “wynntext” is our original posts.
my icon is by my partner. check out their commissions here!
the sidebar on my desktop blog is by mojo-chojo.
i use my block button to curate my online experience and so should you! that being said, please don't talk to me about dsmp/dteam/what have you or endogenic/non-traumagenic systems. i will not argue about either of these things here
if you ask really nicey u can have the url to my hermit/trafficshipping blog. i'll be more insane over there but in a different direction
on the topic of hermit and trafficshipping, i write! that’s the only ship content you will see on this blog, and i only post it here because this blog and my ao3 share a name hehe
[Etho] Ah I was waiting for you, I decided I would just walk in, you know
[Bdubs] That's so rude, you brought the horse in?
[Etho] Does- does he not belong in here?
[Bdubs] The horse has never been in this house
[Etho] I saw the haybales in here, I thought it was like a-
[Bdubs] No, that's a carpet
[Etho] *chuckles*
[Bdubs] Out! Out. Out
[Etho] Not horse food?
[Bdubs] No. [Etho] Okay, okay
[Bdubs] No, stop it see! Look what happened
--- 1:07 ---
*gentle piano*
[Bdubs] I love this area
[Etho] You got the pink tree
[Bdubs] Yeah
--- 1:11 ---
[Bdubs] This might be pushing it for you, a little bit. I don't want to push you too hard
[Etho] Mhm. You thinking about texturing the floor?
[Bdubs] *laughs*
[Etho] But I can texture too like, I know how to texture
[Bdubs] Yeah yeah yeah! Oh I know you can. I- I know. I know that too much is uncomfortable
[Etho] Mhm
[Bdubs] Right?
[Etho] I- I don't know what it is
[Etho] Like I like it when you do it
[Bdubs] Sure, yeah. But it can be too much.
[Bdubs] Yeah. It's more for advanced H- *laughs* HSL type people
[Etho] *laughs*
--- 1:44 ---
*chill music*
[Bdubs] That roof, It's less than a forty-five degree angle. It's like a-
[Etho] It's flatter right?
--- 1:51 ---
[Bdubs] I'm soo… puffed up as a builder. Okay
[Etho] Mhm
[Bdubs] that you can say anything and it won't hurt me. I can take it
[Etho] I feel like you need, like, some… semi-rooves lower down like, like at the four-five block height… kinda thing. You know what I mean? Like those little overhangs to something underneath
[Bdubs] I thought I could take it and I can't
[Etho] *laughs* Oh no, I crushed him
[Bdubs] *laughs*
--- 2:21 ---
*inspired piano music*
[Etho] Look at that build
[Bdubs] Come on now
--- 2:25 ---
*gentle piano and distant chatter*
--- 2:31 ---
[Bdubs] Jevin, Ethan, I'm coming. er, Etho. Ethan? Ethan
[Etho] Ethan? [Jevin] Ethan!
[Etho] Ethan hunt! [Jevin] Ethan I'm coming!
--- 2:36 ---
*silly music*
[Etho] Okay connected. *laughs* What??
[Bdubs] Oh noo!!
[Etho] *laughs* I have never seen anything like that before
[Bdubs] It's worse!
[Etho] *laughing* How is that possible?
--- 2:49 ---
*wither shriek*
[Bdubs] Wait! You hear that?
[Etho] Is that cub? Oh I think Cub's after you
[Bdubs] It could be Hypno *wither shriek*
[Etho] Oh my goodness *wither shriek*
[Etho] Oh my goodness, they're coming Bdubs *wither shriek*
[Etho] They're coming!
[Bdubs] It could be Hypno!
*wither shriek*
[Bdubs] Oh it's you!!
[Etho] *laughs*
[Bdubs] Ohhh!
[Etho] *laughs* [Bdubs] *laughs*
--- 3:09 ---
[Etho] Alright, we're gonna go by seniority here. Bdubs
ITS THE FACT THAT BOTH ETHO AND BDUBS find it hard to accept a compliment but they find different ways to deal with it. bdubs has incorporated an extreme level of self esteem into his online persona which i think ☝️ he uses as a defence mechanism and when he’s FORCED to write something positive about himself on stream you see him slip in and out of this persona going like “what do i like about myself???? Well sit down guys this is going to take a long old time….” but then he slips out again and laughs at himself and writes something actually genuine and vulnerable (MASS EVENT) but etho is disney princess level humble so as soon as he reads what skizz has wrote he goes “That’s Not True. That’s Impossible.” and points out how everyone HATES him in real life blah blah (#MySocialAnxiety) and genuinely seriously struggles to write anything he respects about himself. and he says three times over he’s bad at writing he’s bad at words he’s bad at communication he’s just going to write the first thing he can think of. because he’s the human equivalent of a stumbling tiny fawn who could get knocked over by a fly
Nothing as funny as Etho and Bdubs discussing how much of a threat Martyn is while Martyn, Grian, and Impulse are just like standing outside the snow fort
Ren: Doc says “you know Ren what helps not being single, never mention you are in love with Minecraft only” (laughs) I mean. It’s—it’s a great game, Doc. Like, is this not the greatest game ever made? Like, the greatest experience ever made? It’s not just about the game, right? Like, dude, like—being a Hermit? Being on the Hermitcraft server is there anything, like, more awesome than this? I ask you. Listen, ladies, I love ya, you guys are (does a chef’s kiss) /mwah/. But is there anything better than being a Hermit? I say nay. I say nay. (five seconds of silence, his eyes flick to the camera knowingly) I mean there’s maybe /one/ thing better than being a Hermit. (Seconds of silence) But. Family friendly channel.
Ren: Being a Hermit’s the best thing there is, okay? (thirteen seconds of silence, then he laughs) Doc had to deal with groveling ladies? I’m sorry DocM, I’m sorry brother.
