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[brucebocchi]

so-called “free thinkers” when there’s a jar of mayonnaise on your car’s roof 🙄🫩

[charl0ttan]

[theehorsepusssy]

[mrsterlingeverything]

my sources are saying we're experiencing a tuesday event

Tuesday.. hm

[segamascott]

[muteddaydreams]

it’s get a bag tuesday y’all

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[phleb0tomist]

if you’re disabled or chronically ill and need help from others in daily life, the world may shame you or make you feel like you’re weird, but i promise you are not. people need people; this has always been true throughout history. one of the earliest signs of civilisation is evidence that injured and disabled people were well taken care of. disabled people receiving long term care from others is a sign that human civilisation is functioning as it should. needing care is normal, sacred, and special.

[shirozen]

Reaching height quota

[vxnt]

fighting my eczema feels like a losing battle. i should just let it take over my hands

[vxnt]

did you know that the blister kind of eczema i have is more common in women than men. now why the hell would that be. misogyny in action.

[vxnt]

fighting my eczema feels like a losing battle. i should just let it take over my hands

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

white house staffers when trump's bpd ass requests another assassination attempt to garner public sympathy

[poetrylesbian]

dude last night was a feminist retelling of a classic tale

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[shallowsenjoyer]

im so mad i cant find it anymore but heres my recreation

[crabussy]

this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots