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Aroace|any pronouns|PST|Vylad is pronounced as Vlad btw

[vylad243]

𝐕𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐝'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬/𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬

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Hello all! As some of you may know, I try to be a very inclusive writer and love to interact with people who read more works! I also love to do fic requests and answer asks. Now I haven't had any problems with my asks yet, but I feel some people are like me and like things to be clarified so they know what they can request and ask

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𝗙𝗶𝗰𝘀

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What you can request!

Ships! I will do ships- I'll specify what ships I won't do below

Fluff

Angst

OCs! I will do OCs, but understand they may not be accurate to your representation (Including fankids)

Aus (including things like soulmates, A/B/O, coffee shop, human, ect)

Fics that align with my universes. (You want something to be canon to Rainstorms of AMOR? Let me know in advance so I can appropriately write it!)

Will add more

What I won't write!

Porn. I can write porn, but it feels weird to just ask someone for it? Like, why would you ask a stranger that?

Incest

Pedophilia

Charlie with ANYONE who isn't Vaggie

Alastor with someone who isn't Vox (my aroace ass has tried to ship Alastor with other people, but the vibes just fail)

Helluva Boss (I tried to get into it, but I just can't. Sorry

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If you ask goes unanswered, that means I am currently writing it OR It didn't send! I don't mind duplicate asks, if I get a duplicate, I just either delete it or say I'm writing it! I save the asks so I can link them to their corresponding fics! All my requests will range from 1k-4k words. Whatever I'm feeling. It might be a little less or a bit more

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What I will answer

Mosts asks. I'm a pretty relaxed person

What I won't answer

Incest/pedophilia-like asks

Things relating to politics. I try to keep my page as politic free as I can, sometimes the occasional reblog will happen

Personal information about me. All you need to know about me is that I'm Canada, I go by Vylad or Vee, I'm aroace, I write, and I'm an adult. That is all the personal information I'm willing to share

Propositions. I know it's usually bots doing this, but I'm making this clear

Opinions on people being cancelled

More to be added

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One final note, I do not accept criticism on my works unless I ask for it specifically. I don't delete comments on my AO3 and I do read them all! I don't need to be told what is canon in the universe and what isn't. (Happened to my fnaf fic)

I do do special works to celebrate hitting milestones. Those are fics I do for people with a guarantee I'll write them so long as they follow my boundaries

If I sound disinterested in an ask, I guarantee I'm not actually. I will let asks sit for a bit until I'm in the headspace to socialize! I'm typically a dead-pan person who works, takes a lot of medication, and has a dry sense of humour. I also have social anxiety (yes this is diagnosed) and can be really bad at picking up social cues! Remember, I'm a person too with a complete personality.

This post can be updated at random, but for now, that's all for me! I hope this clears things up and allows us to continue socializing with one another!

[vylad-makes-art]

I imagine their rage is not something you'd want to be on the receiving end of

[inbabylontheywept]

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[xxtc-96xx]

it's that time again, kids

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[joyflameball]

you might be able to tell but i am having fun lol

[copperbadge]

I was innocently buying a soda and a Kit Kat bar from a snack shop recently when the cashier said, "Oh, a Kit Kat! That's what I named my cat!" and then launched into An Monologue.

Nobody was behind me in line, which seemed to be a good reason for her to treat me to a five minute retelling of the identification, rescue, and argument over initial custody of Kit Kat, who was so small they thought when they first heard him crying for help that he was a bird and not a kitten in a tree, and is now fifteen pounds of "pure, sculpted lardass".

And I didn't mind, precisely, I wasn't bored or anything, but around the time she was bringing me up to speed on Kit Kat's current status it occurred to me that this woman is a cashier in a store that primarily sells candy bars and beverages. People must buy Kit Kat bars from her multiple times a day. Does she do this every time there's nobody in line behind the purchaser? Did I just have that I Own Several Cats And Will Enjoy Your Cat Stories look about me? Was it the first time it occurred to her that she sold the brand of candy bar she named her cat after? Was she new to the job of selling Kit Kat bars?

The idea that every time she sees a Kit Kat bar she is gripped by the urge, Manchurian Candidate style, to retell the story of Kit Kat the Cat, elevates her from a friendly cashier to a deep enigma. Truly there is no knowing the mind of another.

[copperbadge]

IT GETS FUNNIER

I was in the same snack shop, which I'm in, like, once a month, recently. I only recognized her because I spent five minutes listening to this monologue in sincere wonder. But I did recognize her, so as I was buying a soda and a Milky Way bar (this time) I said, without thinking about how this would come across, "Hey, how's Kit Kat?"

She looked genuinely horrified and said, "What...how?"

"Oh fuck!" I blurted. "Sorry! You told me about him last time!"

This is still quite cryptic as responses go but she gave me a frankly frantic look of sudden recognition and said, "He's fine! You bought a Kit Kat! I was unmedicated!"

I did not inform her she is small town famous on Tumblr and instead just said, "Glad you're both doing well!" and we parted as confused and mortified friends.

Gosh she's fun. I hope she's there next time. I want to reenact the Spiderman Pointing meme with her.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[yomikoreadsbooks]

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

[writingdose]

writing fanfics has made me go out of my way to learn things and do deep research in ways no colleges, exams, jobs or other projects ever could. yes, it’s a hobby. but it’s also my love and passion. next time you say “fanfics are an unserious activity for kids”, I will actually bite you. no ma’am, while kids certainly can enjoy writing fanfics, it’s sleep-deprived adults — with jobs and responsibilities, bills to pay, kids to raise, animals to take care of, battles to fight — who have built the fanfic community and always been the backbone of it since day one.

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[wordfather]

'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[whumpster-fire]

Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[marlynnofmany]

That and the thing about escaping a car that drives into water: you have to either get out the window right away, or wait until the car fills with enough water that the pressure equalizes enough to let you open the door. Lives have been saved by that episode, and I think about it every time I drive over a bridge.

(Also, many lines from the show are now part of my permanent quotes database. The Mythbusters' influence is vast and far-reaching.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

[annaisuagain]

Were you expecting more?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

five was the bare minimum for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well. there's still the moon ghosts

[modernspawnofsatan]

I beg your finest fucking pardon. Moon ghosts? Please explain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Moon's haunted

[quietwingsinthesky]

one more thing. if a character ascends to godhood/divinity/some form of power that makes them practically omnipotent and no longer human. and they had a partner before that who didn’t rise with them. you are legally required to make that situation as terrifying as it would rightly be. it’s bad enough to get the attention of a god. it is ruinous to be loved by one. that is not the person you knew anymore. that is something that never has to let you leave, or have secrets, or disobey it. it will fix every problem you so much as glance at, and it will shower you in grace and gifts until you drown, and it will make you a holy artifact in its own story. you have to understand, it doesn’t remember how horrible death is, so it strikes you to cinders like a snide comment and brings you back with an apology it needs you to accept. that is how it’s going to love you forever, because it might not be inclined to let you die.

[localcryptidsteg]

From the other side of this its horrific too

You have someone who likely still has all their memories in tact but their perception of the world and how it works has warped so significantly to emcompass that power that they physically cannot think the same way they used to, and they are probably viscerally aware of this. Some part of them knows that any act of love they impart on mortals is inherently selfish. They do so anyway, because what use is a god who doesnt show favor? They know its destroying their loved ones, because no mortal is built to withstand that level of devotion. But I mean. Theyre a god. So who the fuck is going to stop them if they choose to enact that love anyway?

[localcryptidsteg]

And if its at the scale of "I thought of something and reality bent itself to appease my will, and I didnt realise it would do that"?

Can you imagine realizing youve accidentally made your partner both immortal and compliant because one time last week you thought to yourself "gosh itd be nice if we could be this happy forever" and the universe took that at face value? And now youre too scared to try and undo it because what if they drop dead immediately?