it's me & the other 5 fink fans vs. the world

your favorite tumblr flop everyone listen to the network NOW

[w0rldwidewebb]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

good morning usa or something

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onJul 13

[w0rldwidewebb]

sorry for not posting i switched blogs. I am Slenderman. Collect my Blogs. Boy

[w0rldwidewebb]

so many sexual trauma symptoms and yet i never actually got touched Wtf is my problem😂😂😂😂😂😂whats wrong with me bro😂😂😂😂😂

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[targetedknowledge]

[deathcastlvr2]

you may KNOW ball but you don’t UNDERSTAND ball

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[myblo0dispurple]

I love when people choose their names!! YES YES YES EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!!

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 7

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[bestbandname]

Tie break poll:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 27

[bestbandname]

Take 3

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onApr 8

[bestbandname]

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

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[poikaboo]

{ID: a series of conversations between OP and ‘Murphy’.

1: Murphy: spoon full of nutella counts as lunch right? OP: murphy that will kill you Murphy: im only allergic to like 4 things in it OP: exhibit a

2: Murphy: technically speaking can i put a safety pin in a piercing? [eight minutes later] i can

3: Murphy: i want mac and cheese but im allergic to life OP: eat the mac and cheese

4: Murphy: what happens if i microwave an uncooked egg still in its shell? OP: idk find out Murphy: kk [two minutes later] {all caps} It Explodes

5: Murphy: bleach cant like hurt my skin right?

6: Murphy: if its any consolation i know why stink bugs are called stink bugs now

7: Murphy: how much chocolate before it makes me sick challenge Op: you….yo..your e….alerg.ic.. Murphy: and?

8: Murphy: what happens if i microwave grapes? [six hours later] {all caps} They Explode

END ID}

[deeversio]

it might be the furthest we've reached

[baja-bl4stt]

“why do you love being home alone so much” girl i get to walk around without a shirt on and play music loud enough to burst our eardrums whats not to love

[tumblr]

What artists are Tumblr users listening to, you ask… 👂

all of July, we’ll be revealing the top 100 music artists that tumblr users are talking about, based on user data from the past year. keep reblogging those fan edits, music posts, and photo-sets as we count down tumblr's favorite artists. any guesses for #1?

coming in at spots 100-81, we have…

100. Liam Payne | 99. Jihyo | 98. Zayn Malik | 97. Kurt Cobain | 96. Led Zeppelin | 95. Haechan | 94. Lisa | 93. Elvis Presley | 92. Bob Dylan | 91. Charli XCX | 90. Panic! At the Disco | 89. Green Day | 88. Ningning | 87. Nirvana | 86. J-Hope | 85. Conan Gray | 84. Niall Horan | 83. Florence + The Machine | 82. Jennie | 81. Damon Albarn