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a long rambly message for dan
dear dan.
about a year and a half ago, i finally gave into my friend's relentless nagging and looked up this 'dan and phil' thing she kept telling me about. then i saw the titles of a bunch of strange games i'd never heard about, decided it was not for me, closed that tab and ignored it for a couple months, with some bullshit excuse to my friend that i 'just didn't enjoy it'.
cut to me being very bored during the last computer science class of the school year, the teacher out in the hallway giving grades, leaving me unsupervised and with a computer. somehow, i ended up back at those videos. so i clicked on one. and promptly laughed so much that i got branded as even more weird than i had already been (girl with short hair at pretty conservative private Christian school).
that day after school, i watched all the videos i could find featuring you or phil or both. it was a very long binge. i'm not proud (but i kind of also am). there was something about both of you that drew me in immediately (once i actually gave you a chance). and suddenly i understood why my friend never shut the hell up about either one of you.
that summer, summer of 2018, was pretty bad for me. the mental health issues that had been lingering for quite some time got worse, and at that point i'd gotten so used to just hiding everything from everyone that i didn't really know how to cope. a lot of things weren't very fun anymore, but i always ended up coming back to your videos. obsessing about stuff is a great coping mechanism, be it that the stuff you get obsessed with doesn't end up hurting you. you didn't hurt me. i've always enjoyed repetition, could be completely satisfied just saying the same word over and over and over (i used to make my grandad tell the same joke about five times every evening because it made me laugh, and i would read books up to fifteen times if i really enjoyed them).
that summer, when, to my dismay, i realized that i had watched everything i could find that was even only mildly related to you, i started rewatching. and i kept at it. throughout applying to an international boarding school quite a bit away from my home town and the shitty ass people at my Christian school, getting accepted and realizing that it was quite a big deal to suddenly pretty much moving out just two weeks after turning sixteen, arriving at a new school and in a new place and having to share a room and a house and a campus and life with a bunch of people i never knew, i just kept rewatching your videos and they always, always brought me joy and helped me deal with whatever else was happening.
there's something about you, the way you talk and joke and hold yourself, that is so very, very, special. and i know it's easy for me to say that now, looking at you as a successful and (relatively?) confident adult, but i really, really wish i had known teenage dan and just had the chance to talk to him a bit.
i'm seventeen and diagnosed with depression and general anxiety disorder and i have like two actual friends right now and literally avoid everyone else because i don't know how to handle people but all your videos, and especially this one, help me believe that it will somehow be okay.
you are an incredible person. i get that you may never truly believe that, and i guess that's also due to society drilling into us that insecurities are necessary for other people to like you (you don't know you're beautiful, and that's what makes you beautiful), but i hope you can at least get it to some extent.
you have helped so, so many of us. like unbelievably many. i don’t think you’ll ever stop helping us, even if you stay offline for the rest of time.
thank you, daniel howell. you a good boi.
haz
@danielhowell
10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose
The season for baring your soul.
Hello everyone.
Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.
As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.
MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress
A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.
MY SOUL Nail Polish
Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.
MY SOUL Scented Candle
A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.
However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.
- Dan
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never too early to start reblogging this
^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.
The middle right girl in the Asian one looks ready to throw hands I’m in love
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
Well, which one is it going to be?
And so it begins
having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
IM SO GLAD IT TURNED OUT THIS WAY
Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?
I COULD NOT REBLOG THIS FAST ENOUGH
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
@basiliskfree
I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing
excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure
you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?
I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears
Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs
Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble
Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons
Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure
Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table
I love this post way too much not to reblog it.
AaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The cutest damn things Ive ever seen
@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs
Draw that in a separate post also these
I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.
Just… Idk Try
If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.
@shiraglassman have you seen all these?
Can we PLEASE have one in Pewdiepie’s gaming chair just because it leans all the way back?
Here you go, one of the memest memes I’ve drawn.
Please more dragon chairs from other asks
This thread omg
ALWAYS reblog
i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him
Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.
he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise
goodbye small fucker
LEAVE HIM ALONE
I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer
We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!
looks like all that training is starting to pay off
I will resurrect many time with more strangth.
Revenge is sweet.
goodbye small fucker
I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades
I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition
The saga continues
…You IDIOTS.
The only version I will ever reblog is this one
Flowey no
no mercy small fucker
After all this time fighting, the little guy and his enemy realized that it was all pointless. Since the beginning, the hate for each other had only make them stronger but by accepting their differences and learning to respect each other, they realized that they don’t have to keep being rivals, but perhaps something else.
even if their relationship may have started badly, the strong bond between them will last forever, by helping each others with what they lack and learning to accept that even if people have difference it would only make a world a more interesting place to be c:
Just the happy ending I needed
Freckles and Constellations (DnP)
Madison Square Garden is absolutely jam-packed, and Dan is still having trouble believing that it’s all for them. Technically, he knows that most of the people out here singing along to My Chemical Romance and waiting for them to come on stage have come for PJ, his best friend of twelve years and lead singer of The Stars Are Not On Fire , but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s about to play guitar on stage in fucking Madison Square Garden with twenty something thousand eyes on him (okay, fine, most of them will be on PJ).
They’ve played big crowds before, been on countless late night talk shows and one day time talk show and national television, been mobbed by crowds in airports, had one girl hide out in a dumpster once to meet them, but for some reason this is when it really hits Dan for the first time: they’ve made it. This is most likely going to be the peak of his career. Sure, they won’t phase out quickly, not with the number of fans they have right now and how they’re basically dominating the internet with the frankly ridiculous amount of memes featuring them going around, but it can’t get much better than this, and it sure has hell won’t go on like this forever.
“Howell!”
He whips his head around at the sound of PJ’s voice. Him shouting like that only minutes before the start of a show is never ever a good sign.
“I’ve had a revelation.”
Dan groans. “And that is?”
“Try New Things is not sounding as good as it should be.”
“What are you on about? It sounded bloody sick in sound check, just like it has when we’ve been rehearsing and playing it live for the last five months?”
PJ purses his lips. “Yes, and it’s been bothering me for just as long, but I’ve finally figured it out!”
He pauses. Dan waits for him to continue. Finally, he gives in. “And what was it that’s been making our lead single that thousands of people have been singing along with and dancing to for months sound so terrible?” (Okay, maybe it isn’t only now that Dan’s realized they’ve made it.)
PJ grins, and Dan can already tell that he will hate whatever comes out of his mouth next. “We need someone to play the triangle!”
What.
“What.”
“The triangle! You know how in the studio recording there’s always this ding sound after the chorus? We’ve been missing it on stage.”
Dan doesn’t know. His expression clearly gives him away, because PJ sighs, gives him an exasperated glance and runs away, probably in search of someone else to torment with his weird triangle fantasies. Dan doesn’t spare him any more thought. He can’t, not when there are literal minutes left until they need to be on stage and for some reason at this moment he feels more nerves and stage fright than he has in the last couple years combined.
It’s just that Madison Square Garden means so much to him. It’s where he saw his first concert in America, together with PJ, right after they’d moved to New York to ‘make it big’. He still remembers standing in the crowd, so far away from the stage that the band wasn’t much more than a big blob, arms wrapped around each other’s shoulders, whispering about how that could be them some day. Two weeks later they got their first record deal. Five months later, their first single unexpectadely made its way to the top of the charts and stayed there for fifteen weeks. Their album was talked about so much that he couldn’t leave the house without being recognized a month before the release. And the rest, as they say, is history.
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Finally being on stage and performing feels as good and is just as nerve wrecking as he imagined it would be. The energy in the place is amazing, probably the best crowd they’ve ever had, and his attention is entirely split between trying to let it sink in as much as possible that these people are here for them (mostly PJ) and trying his absolute darndest not to fuck up and ruin everything.
It’s safe to say that he’s caught a bit off guard when, while introducing Try New Things, PJ announces that they’ll be joined by a special guest on stage. As far as Dan knows, they’ve never had special guests on stage during anything (Ed Sheeran did sing with them once, but that’s something completely different and Dan still isn’t fully sure that he didn’t dream it).
Chris is smirking at him from behind his drums, so he obviously knows what’s going on, and PJ has the biggest shit-eating grin on face, and suddenly Dan thinks he has an idea of what might be happening, and he is not happy. He kind of wants to run off the stage and hide.
Sure enough, he hears PJ go ‘Now please give a warm welcome to our very own roadie Phil on triangle!’, and the crowd’s loud (if slightly confused) roars, and then Phil fucking Lester is walking out on stage with a triangle, waving adorably to the crowd before proceeding to stand awkwardly next to Chris’ drum kit.
Dan regrets ever having played truth or dare with Chris and PJ that one night in Jamaica, when they’d all been on a high from having finished recording their second album (also some weed) and thought that it would be a great opportunity to break out the tequila. It was fun. Just. Not when Dan woke up the next morning with the sinking realization that he’d told his bandmates all about his stupid, hopeless crush on Phil.
Phil, who’s been with them since the first tour, always in far too tight black skinny jeans and a different bright quirky t-shirt every day. Phil, who blushes when Dan teases him and bites his tongue when he laughs and doesn’t understand what the sound barrier is. Phil, who Dan once spent five hours talking to on a beanbag backstage and then realized that he felt more comfortable with him than he had with anyone in years, maybe since forever, not even PJ. Phil, who definitely does not like him back the same way, because life never works out like that for Dan. Phil.
Somehow Dan manages to keep his cool and plays the song without messing up once. If anything, Phil is the one who makes the most mistakes, which Dan really wouldn’t have thought was possible because all he has to do is hit the fucking triangle once after every chorus, and he must have heard this song just as many times as they have by now, but he still plays it either too early or too late or too often every single time. And yet Dan can’t bring himself to care. Phil is up on stage with him, and so what if he spends at least half of the song looking at him? It’s fun to see him stumble over nothing and scrunch up his face in apology every time he does something wrong, and he’s wearing all black for once, their very own Try New Things merch, which looks even better than on the models that wore it for the official pictures on their website.
After the final chorus and the final ding PJ bids him goodbye and he shuffles off the stage the same way he came on, to an equally confused sounding applause. They play their last few songs. Dan doesn’t think about Phil. It’s fine. He is absolutely not going to murder PJ (and Chris) once they get off stage.
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Somehow, the crowd at Madison Square Garden seems to be even larger than two years ago, and that’s after he’s been on six month stadium and arena world tour. The screams are definitely louder this time when they announce that Phil will be joining them on stage for Try New Things. And the place basically explodes when Phil detours on his way to Chris and instead walks up to Dan, squeezes his hand (only slightly awkward since it’s still on the guitar strings) and briefly presses a kiss to his cheek. When he pulls back the glitter on his cheeks sparkles under the too-hot lights and it all feels so silly and perfect and just. Phil.
massacre at pride parade in poland
this is a signal boost. please share it, for the love of god, media doesn’t cover this enough yesterday my city held its first pride parade. we were warned by the far right that they won’t allow it to happen, we knew it was going to be bad, but not this bad. nationalists from all across the country took trains here and occupied the area where parade was supposed to start, waiting to begin a massacre. the first people to have appeared at the spot were brutally beaten, there are 4 officially unconfirmed (clarification: this might be fake news, nobody knows anything) deaths of teenagers. they were attacking children they pledged to protect from “gay pedophiles”. i saw them covered in blood. i saw them crying. i saw them running, hiding in nearby shops, chased through the streets by organised groups of nazis that kept screaming: WE’LL KILL ALL FAGGOTS. 50 grown men against a single kid. 10 different men against a 14-year-old girl. she was thrown on the ground, kicked, and beaten, because she had a rainbow on her shirt. the parade was disrupted, but continued to march on. the amount of rocks, bricks, glass beer bottles, bottles with piss, rotten eggs, explosives that were thrown at us, is uncountable. my throat is sore from screaming RUN RUN RUN each time some landed nearby. then they exploded. have you ever experienced the ringing in your ears, so frequently shown in war movies after a grenade detonates nearby? i did, yesterday. people have burns, traumatic brain injuries, broken bones, broken noses, not to mention bruises and cuts. i saw so much blood that day. we were choking because of smoke and pepper spray that police used against those who attacked them. them, not us. people who threw rocks/glass/bricks/explosives/eggs, slicing our temples, cracking our skulls, breaking our bones, are facing no consequences, unless they’ve attacked the policemen. 25 had charges pressed against them. 25 out of thousands who gathered with the sole purpose of attacking us. they outnumbered and surrounded us. they chased people after the parade ended, screaming death threats. screaming that they will find us through the photos, and kill us. do you know what our right-wing media does? they’re claiming we, the peaceful parade whose numerous members are currently hospitalized with terrible injuries, were the ones who threw rocks/glass/bricks/explosives/eggs at “good christians who were protecting traditional values”. do you know what our church does? it’s thanking those who attacked us. the church approves violence. and so does the government. welcome to poland. run.
THERE ARE SIGNS THAT SOME OF THE ATTACKERS ALSO WANT TO LOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO ATTENDED THE PRIDE PARADE TO “FINISH THE JOB” (THEY TOOK PHOTOS) PLEASE TRY TO STAY SAFE
THEY ALSO WANT TO ATTACK THE ONE THAT’S GOING TO TAKE PLACE IN THE CITY “PŁOCK” NEXT
10 YEARS OF DAN AND PHIL
10 YEARS OF DAN AND PHIL
A statistical analysis of Dan vs Phil series 1
I was wondering what impact All or Nothing had on the results of series 1 of Dan vs Phil. So I made this chart:
NB: During some episodes where the scores are tied before the final round, they sometimes refer to this as AON. However, I have disregarded these and only counted those where the result is final but one of them has proposed an AON.
Here’s a summary table:
And a bar graph:
So, what does this show?
11 of the 36 games had an AON
Phil won 18-17 (with 1 tie), but Dan would have won 21-15 without AON
Although AON is often considered a Phil thing, Dan proposed almost 3 times as many
Dan lost 4 of his wins on AON (3 to Phil, 1 to a draw)
Of the 8 times that Dan proposed an AON, he only went on to win 2 of them
Dan proposed an AON 5 times after he won, but Phil never did
Dan seems to be happy to let Phil win
I'm here and still filled with existential fear.
Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt
Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set
A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.
Silver Earring Set
A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan
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Anti autistic things to stop doing
Rhee Rhee memes. It’s meant to make fun of autistics w/higher support needs
Using Autistic as an insult. (Wow you’re so autistic or what an autistic meme.)
Calling each other R*tard.
Making fun of autistic people’s tics or special interest.
Making fun of physical differences.
Getting things autistics need banned (it’s ok to have stim toys like fidget spinners etc.) as long as you don’t get them taken away from those who need them.
Having fake therapy animals STOP THAT
Supporting Autism speaks The are a hate group. Need proof watch the I am autism add
Asking an autistic what thier thing is.
Tokenizing you’re autistic friends by going oh my stepsisters cousins best friend is autistic. Umm ok I know folks with brown hair I don’t point it out when I meet folks with brown hair.
Saying stuff like accommodations are unfair/cheating and just ways disabled folks get ahead.
Not listening to autistic friends and peers when they tell you the truth of our existence buck vs bell (forced sterilization.) still legal. Disabled folks can’t marry w/out one person loosing healthcare etc.) both true facts.
Telling an autistic or nuerodiverse kid in you’re school that they are most likely to be as school shooter. (It’s untrue and offensive. Especially when we hate that people get hurt seeking an education.)
Saying autistics don’t have a culture or cultural values
Telling autistics it’s thier perspective when they report bullying to you when 33% more than ¼th of all bullying victims according to Pacer.com are autistics
Making videos of you doing something nice for the autistic kid so you can get attention… it can be embarrassing for us
Making us you’re “autistic friend.” So you can impress other people with out charitable or kind you are and then drop us when you’re done that hurts.
Using us for our accommodations
Not realizing those “special classrooms” and “special bathrooms” are apart of disabled segregation. When they all should be accessible
Telling autistics not to headcanon characters as autistics (Even after we show you proof.)
Forcing person first language on us without asking how we identify.
Laughing at socially awkward tendencies because you don’t know who could have an invisible disabilitie
Dressing up like asylum victims for Halloween when thier graves have numbers instead of names.
Also no Sexy mental patient costumes if the first wasn’t offensive enough rape and sexual assault is 8 to 9 times more likely to happen to folks with invisible disabilities. 3% of all rape cases are disabled folks (to put that in perspective 1% of the world population has green eyes and you’ve seen folks with green eyes.)
Also stop making mental patients the villains in you’re horror movies or ghosts. Simply ,because they have an invisible disability that’s A.) Lazy writing B.) stereotyping an at risk community.
Also autism is HIGHLY genetic so ^ making fun of above things makes fun of us,our parents,our siblings,our nieces ,and in some cases our ansestors.
Autism has been around since prehistoric times not just 1940s
Ugh, I hate when people trivialize mental patients. As much as I support writers and content creators and even just creativity in general (which is a lot), I can’t stand when people have “ocs” that are mental patients and they’re really stereotypical. Having a character who is mentally ill and/or a mental patient is fine. What isn’t fine, is making a character that’s stereotypical and just shows how ignorant you are about mental disorders. If you’re going to make a mentally ill or mentally disabled character, please do accurate research.