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angelsmindxx

gracerocky blinkie

f2u with reblog(creds appreciated)

mandycore420

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

cowardsexual

many a post have been spent on doctor ryland "avoids conflict and accountability like the plague" grace being a brat who begrudgingly likes getting bossed around by very competent people. which is all good and true. MY complementary proposal is that eva "atlas complex who desperately needs him to rise to the challenge and help her shoulder the weight of the world" stratt should hear him slip into teacher mode and get so bricked up she can't speak

is-that-sand-in-my-waffles

I just know that rocky won arguments sometimes by claiming that things he did were normal eridian behavior and he is SWEATING the closer he and grace get to erid

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

masao-micchi

Teacher Grace living his best life on erid

My PHM art here

socialmaya

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

sylestial

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

scallioncreamcheesebagel

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

tayefeth

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

antique-scarecrow

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

downtroddendeity

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

peglarpapers

choosing to believe within my own beautiful mind that (holding space for book canon in which eridians do wear clothes) that rocky wearing this:

over his naked ass carapace has essentially equivalent implications to eridians as this:

has to humans

cloudabserk

am i any different now

bonus fetal position grace:

deervsheadlights

#myfreaks

lutheban

How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?

eehh it comes up eventually. Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!