my battery is low and it's getting dark.

full of stardust and contradictions

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[soapywankenopy]

my major is blue with a minor in purple (new way to say your favorite color)

[kej-art]

[ryland-graceless]

[soapywankenopy]

i visited missouri and now i understand the midwestern emos

[w0whell0]

I have a sore throat and if I am sick I think that will be my final straw

[hirtenstar]

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[juniper-petunia]

the most attractive thing you can possibly be is an earnest dork

[byjove]

Nothing makes me angrier than the “Minimum wage jobs are intended for teenagers, of course adults can’t live off the wages, they should get real jobs.” bullshit. Not only are you pro child labor but you’re pro underpaying children for their labor? Also, there are so many teenagers out there working to survive and pay rent and support themselves and their families and these jobs are fucking brutal. Pay them what they deserve.

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[bumble-b-goode]

didnt even mention the elephant

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[crazycometspecular]

Happy GDT Frankenstein (2025) streaming day ;)

[stray-dogsick]

"to you i am obscene but to myself i simply am"

the new frankenstein movie peeled my skin back, looked at all my gory, horrible inadequacies and said "i understand you" and now i need to go curl up and die. everyone go watch it right now.

[uwuspaceboy]

WHO ELSE UP FRANKEN THEY STEIN RN

[averyterrible]

apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

[averyterrible]

this post is going around again, with good reason.

with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"

the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed