Between Your Time Machines and My Now

That mix and match of everything of you and of me, our dream space and our reality, exchanging smiles and winking away.

[mishasminions]

RIP Alan Rickman (February 21,1946 - January 14, 2016)

[thegoodvybe]

[castamongthestars-deactivated20]

Kylo ren fighting Luke in the next movie 

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[catleecious]

[russa]

Mommy teaching baby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

[trekkiee]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

[ehmehgee]

I was driving and with no warning or reasoning, I just burst into tears. I think that’s when I realized that I felt a lot more lonely than I let people think. I didn’t know what ‘it’ was, but I was missing it desperately.

an excerpt from a book ill never write (via ehmehgee)

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[atheologist]

Why not?

[wackiiijackie]

Hank is a goddamn genius when he’s high

[maraud0rks]

[jheengafriedrice]

Omg this is hilarious

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[hahahyikes]

I reblogged this and got 100% on my geometry test. trust me, it works.

[ginzers]

Teach children that this is not ok

[princess-roxxi-remade-deactivat]

Teach children that there’s nothing wrong with this

[ginzers]

I’m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese.

[princess-roxxi-remade-deactivat]

Yellow face yet she’s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay.

Cultural appropriation isn’t a thing, hon. ☺️ Cultures should be shared by all means.

[ginzers]

I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isn’t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you.

A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect.

And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not “yellow face” they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work.

The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you.

[takesabeating]

Rekt

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

b t f o

[jennaavh-deactivated20160117]

Dang she got shut down.

[dilfweed]

Damn I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life

[daissychainss-blog]

Daaaaamn

[semiauto14]

Pew pew pew

[hogwartsninenine]

[snanger-danger]

l never tire of reblogging this

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

[have-a-hiddles]

Next time, that guy’s just going to throw his hotel keycard to Tom and tell him to go fuck his wife.

[jcalzone]

[wackiiijackie]

The Signs as Lovers

Aries: The passionate lover that craves your touch all the time. You are like oxygen to them, they truly need you. They give you hickeys and also bruises (if that's okay for you) and they'll let the world know you belong to them.

Taurus: The lover that loves to spoil you. They love to make you happy. They are very romantic and dominant. They like it slow but also fast. They love foreplay and they'd never overrun you with their desires.

Gemini: Loves to make love - also at random places. The backseat, the beach, whatever. Wherever you are. They love to play. They're very serious when it comes to your safety, though. They'd never get you into real danger on purpose.

Cancer: The romantic lover. The one that sends you flowers or chocolates or whatever you like best. They invite you to things you like and always have a nice idea to spend time together. They love to cuddle and to make out. They crave everything of you.

Leo: The dominant lover that likes to lead the dance. They like to explore you and to get to know you in every way there is. They love to make out and to feel your skin on theirs. They love to see you happy and they'll destroy what make you unhappy.

Virgo: The lover that makes their world about you. It usually takes them a lot of time to find someone they want to spend their life with and once they found someone, they'll plan a future with them. They love to touch your body and your soul.

Libra: They see everything in you. Everything that you don't see in yourself. And they'll point it out. They love you with so much soul that you feel like you're their sun, their moon, and all their stars. They give you confidence and everything you ask them for.

Scorpio: They like it rough and also soft. They need intimacy like they need air to breathe. They want all of you and they want to make you feel alright. They are really caring and brilliantly manage to make you forget the world for a while. Their kiss burns holes in your skin.

Saggitarius: The lover that never gets tired of you. Even if you tire yourself they still get excited about all the little things about you. They love to explore you with all your depths and they touch is unforgetable.

Capricorn: They will hold you for however long you need. They really care for and about you. They provide you with strength and whisper the sweetest things into your ears. They do it how you want it. They love to please you.

Aquarius: The lover that always has a new idea. They love to try new things in bed and they love to talk about it - dirty talk. It turns them on how you look at them when they touch you. It never gets boring with them.

Pisces: The lover that loves with all they are. They'll write poems about you, paint you, transform you into a work of art and thus make you immortal. They make you the centre of their world. Their kisses make you forget who you are, how to breathe. They were truly worth the fight.

[thatstoomainstream-deactivated2]

The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.

Colleen Michele   (via alunit)