Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers Will Always Keep Me Close To You

Samuel Maxwell | he/him | bi trans guy | 26 | neurodivergent | https://wacky-max.carrd.co/

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[gay--dog]

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

[mosshroomish]

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[katificer]

[bynine]

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[frillvelation]

[aubeezz]

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[kragehund-est]

i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[grox]

Live yo life without amazing digital purpose