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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Janaina Medeiros
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Peter Solarz
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if i look back, i am lost
Kaledo Art
oozey mess
pixel skylines
d e v o n
Discoholic 🪩
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@wackyjackie93
it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for
we all really resonated with this one huh
Hudson deleting threads is actually sad and also good. It’s sad cause no one should have to delete their socials just cause weirdos are being weird and doxxing and rpfing when you called it out. But also it’s good cause I hope some people will learn that being a fucking creepy ass weirdo has consequences. Like fuck right off.
Bridgerton hot people: *busy making out in various gazebos and library locations*
Me, watching: is this estate entailed or under a strict settlement? If it’s the product of a strict settlement, how was that disclosed to the viscount given he was of minority age (and thus barred from contracting) at his father’s death? Did he later perpetuate the strict settlement in his lineal favor despite having zero obligation to do so given that he now stands as legal fee tail owner? Maybe he just saw it as a way to perpetuate the power of the family and bar against less successful descendants wasting the estate resource, all at the direct, deliberate expense of barring his siblings and their families from a landed inheritance? If that’s the case, why are the younger Bridgerton sons such desirable matches among the gentry?? But maybe that’s not an issue, since all of his younger brothers seemingly have independent allowance, and if that’s generated from the family estate, this must be a strict settlement with a life estate income provision for siblings - def NOT an entailment. Is that why these younger brothers are considered good matches despite being unlanded untitled gentlemen in need of professions? Or maybe their mother’s marriage settlement provided for their independent allowance should their father die?? Are they to obtain their own property without title???
Bridgerton hot people: *have now actively started getting down in said gazebos and library locations*
Me, flipping through a facsimile of a 1788 English law textbook: on that note, why are the featheringtons kicked out of what appears to be an owned home by a male cousin upon their father’s death? Was their estate a strict settlement that benefited a cousin instead of a descendant?? Why would their grandfather force their father to settle away from his own descendancy line, with no allowance or dowry provided for the girls? But if it’s entailed and thus out of their hands (also explaining the lack of allowance), why didn’t their father employ common recovery to undo the entailment???
Bridgerton hot people, looking at me through the television: lady, you realize this show is just cosplay **** with extra steps, right?
polin comms pt.1
saw this post and all i could think about was shane
I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.
More fic recs because I've apparently read an unholy amount of Hollanov fanfics.
☆ The most hilarious fics you'll ever read
Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Teen / 35K / Completed (series)
"Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I'm autistic and lesbian."
Ilya and Shane get Reddit's advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there....
(Both of them go to reddit for advice and they somehow become famous internet lesbians)
The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Teen / 41K / WIP
At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
(Everything icopythefax writes is hilarious with a touch of seriousness – the magic of the crack treated seriously tag – i totally recommend Everything they write)
the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Series / 50K / One-shot (kinda)
(A series with several one shots depicting the social media reaction of a variety of scandals created by the queer hockey players – I'll recommend subscribing to the author, they have several amazing fics)
ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Teen / 8K / One-shot
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
(I'm in awe about how good this fic is, I have read it a couple of times already)
Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Mature / 21K / Completed
Dunkin' Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
(I'm neither Canadian nor American and yet this is still hilarious)
The Rose Landry Bowl by Amazinggrace0
Teen / 4K / One-shot
Or, Rose Landry tries to befriend her best friend's boyfriend. The internet thinks they are dating instead. The Rose Landry Bowl is created.
(Evebody thinks Ilya and Rose are dating, it's hilarious)
☆ Weird friendships you didn't know you needed
Bisexual! This is great! Me too! by DoubleDecker, SugMak
Teen / 10K / WIP
Old friends Eric Bennett and Brandon Wiebe realize oh yeah, that time when we were best friends at hockey camp in high school, actually maybe we were boyfriends? They've been casual friends for decades since then, but when Eric comes out publicly, Wiebe reaches out. They catch up and debrief life and hockey as bisexual men while Eric enjoys his first year of retirement and Wiebe navigates his first year as a coach.
Ilya Rozanov is just delighted to have bisexual friends. Even if they don't always know he's bisexual too. And since his love language is being a little shit, he badgers them into bisexual solidarity.
They're all bisexual and talking to each other
(Cannon bisexuals gossip with each other Featuring Coach Wiebe and Bennet)
Personal (Surprise) Chef by ellipsister
Teen / 18K / Completed
Ryan Price has contingency plans for aliens, penthouse floods and the occassional emotional breakdown (his own). Finding Ilya Rozanov in his apartment - door code proudly abused and cooking food - still comes as a greater shock.
Ilya on the other hand would summarize the evening in four efficient steps: Use Code. Cook. Couch. Cry internally (optional).
Or: Ryan and Ilya are absolute shit at friendship... and somehow they are perfectly happy anyway.
(This is a really cute fic in which we get to see ilya having FRIENDS, such a treat)
☆ Freak4Freak Hollanov
Unhinged love by Madfordinos
Mature / 25K / WIP
5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.
(They are disgustingly in love with each other here)
Jane is Ilya's Favourite Lay by That_bitch_without_a_life
Explicit / 40K / WIP
Shane does not know what he is staring at when he reads the name of the chat and the influx of texts.
This looks like actual hell, and more importantly why on earth would Ilya ad him to the Boston WAGS chat?
TLDR: In an attempt to socialise in this new country Ilya puts 'jane' down as his WAG to connect to the team, this has unforeseen consequences for himself.
(It isn't actually the freak4freak tag but they loved each other and Shane does some crazy shit about it)
☆ AUs where somethings are different but they still fall in love
ghosts we've always known by impetuous
Explicit / 69K / Completed
Or, everything that happens when your dreams don't come true.
(Shane gets injured really early is his career and his whole live changes)
good on my own accord by impetuous
Explicit / 50K / WIP
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can't score.
(Shane prefers being a goalie, basically)
influential men by lyric_ghost
Explicit / 37K / WIP
Shane Hollander, captain of the Boston Raiders, is the the undisputed best hockey player of his generation. But he's lonely. His relationships with women have never worked out, and he's afraid he knows why.
Ilya Rozanov is a charismatic, openly bisexual personal trainer and influencer. His Insta is half thirst traps, half brutal and perceptive hockey critique.
It's no surprise, really, that Shane falls for him so hard and so fast.
(I wholeheartedly recommend this, their relationship dynamics chances a bit because ilya is out – also it has an interesting plot twist)
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
big fan of how hudson williams hit hollywood like a canonball. he runs around like a little chaos gremlin pushing all the made up rules off the windowsill with his paw then stands by connor storrie like that makes him untouchable and it does.
does everyone know that fandom is supposed to be fun. you're supposed to have fun when you play with dolls guys.
Yuna and David had a valid concern when asking about Ilya's past promiscuity, because they need to know that their son's partner is taking it seriously
The "I have only loved one person" line from Ilya is beautiful and poignant and said without doubt or hesitation, to relieve all of the Hollanders concerns.
But what I think is important is that Shane's response of "Same here. Only one." Though this may seem unnecessary to his parents ("we know you pretty well, Shane"), it's NOT unnecessary to Ilya.
Ilya crashed the fuck out over Rose Landry. Ilya expected Shane to bring Rose to All Star Weekend, in the books Ilya even expects Shane's "can I tell you something?" To be an engagement announcement. Rose could be open and affectionate with Shane in front of the whole world. The whole world thought that Rose and Shane were in love.
Ilya isn't used to being loved. Ilya doesn't believe he can be loved.
Ilya needed to know that not only does Shane love him, but at no point, regardless of how much Shane denied himself or how hard he tried with others, at NO POINT did he ever give his heart to anyone else.
“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!
Time to buy a guillotine
Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute
first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life
hockey is my best friend you guys
I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”
Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E06
