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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@waelstange
Something no one talks about, and I totally understand why, is how far drug names have fallen. Today we have drugs like Addyi, which tells you nothing. Drugs use to be called things like Cafergot, because it has caffeine and ergotamine in it.
Also, Addyi is a stupid drug that ‘treats’ female hypoactive sexual disorder. Because we need a pill for that. But in reality, it just makes you faint. Because nothing turns a woman on more than losing consciousness.
Ok, how common knowledge were elephants when Hannibal went over the Alps? Like, were the people living in the Alps like, "There's an army marching near us which is already a bad day AND they got these massive grey cows with teeth?" or was it "Fucking Hannibal and his fucking elephants, man."
But why the last one though what am I not getting
I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
I lost my shit at 21
Aaaah. Good memories.
I hate when I see a see something I know enough to have a witty response. But I can’t tell anyone because it is so niche, no one would get it.
Like how I saw a post about how ancient Vikings were super hygienic.
And my thought was, Ibn Fadlan had a wildly different experience.
Guys. I finally got one. Am I a part of tumblr now?
Now I get all the jokes.
I’m a part of the club
The IRS announced on Friday it is launching an effort to aggressively pursue 1,600 millionaires and 75 large business partnerships that owe
Summary:
The IRS will now use AI to detect tax evasion by the rich.
The agency will go after 1,600 millionaires who owe at least $250,000 and 75 corporations averaging $10 billion in assets.
The IRS says it's shifting its focus to the wealthy and away from working-class taxpayers.
ChatGettinPrisonTime
It was culture as class performance, literature fetishised for its ability to take educated people on false emotional journeys, so that they might afterwards feel superior to the uneducated people whose emotional journeys they liked to read about.
Normal People | Sally Rooney
I feel this way about so many ‘classic’ books and stories. Even the good ones, the ones I enjoyed and have re-read. But then there is always one. One ‘classic’. The book that does take you on that journey. And you have to imagine that the other books you’ve read have done that for other people.
Mine was ‘song of Roland’
Jokes on you. They are a wingwoman for her shy gay son.
Source
Let’s go!
This is weird. I am in a lecture about patient focused surveys, this post comes on my computer, and as I scroll past, my prof mentions 'lots of weird things happening in the auto world right now'.
Me carrying my historical non-fiction books around
Drug World Drug World
This hits the same as the 12345 Medical Building. Yes, I am totally a pharmacist. I work at Drug World.
if you guys aren't careful I'm gonna repost you to reddit
Make sure you do it to r/curatedtumblr. Because they are curated.
I am once again calling for book rants. It was so much fun the last time, and I crave more.
Do you have a long standing grudge against a book you read in middle school? Have you gotten swept up by hype only to find that everyone lied to you and the book is trash? Do you burn with rage over the way an author portrayed your favorite mythology or folklore? Is there a book or series that you once loved, but now makes you cringe every time you think about it?
Do you want to vent all of it out to someone who won't judge you, or argue with you, but will simply accept all your feelings as their own?
Hi, that person is me. Send me an ask, anonymous or not, and tell me everything you've wanted to say. Offer me your anger, your frustration, your hatred. I will hold it for you. I will take it into my heart and make it my own.
It can be any genre you want, any demographic. I will accept it all. Even if James Patterson gets involved again. (I'm not scared of you, James!!)
Two books I hate. Ethan Frome and Brave New World. Cannot comment on EF too much because I read it like two decades ago and all I remember is the big reveal of who he was with was both the women and that’s a cop out damnit.
BNW sucks so so hard. Like the author wants to be pretentious and symbolic but does it so ham fisted with no world building that I had to look it up to find out what was going on. Like at one point a it states something like ‘her skin changed color from red to blue to green.’ And I was like ‘damn, got color changing humans in the future.’ But no, it’s the lighting changing. And when, spoilers, he hung himself at the end it was trying so hard to be symbolic, moving, pretentious that I just didn’t get it and had to read the lead up again.
Also, whatever that book I read in 9th grade about two prep school boys where one was super good at everything and the other was a ‘loser’. When my teacher asked if any of us had any ‘realizations’ about 3/4 of the way through I didn’t answer. Then another kid was like ‘the super talented kid doesn’t even exist, he is too perfect’ and the teacher said he was right and so smart. Bitch, I had the figures out by the third chapter. I thought that shit was obvious.
Holy shit Bitch McConnell froze again and not even his aide yelling the reporter's question in his ear could reactive him.
No clue how I’ve gone this long without knowing to call him Bitch McConnell and I think I finally found a downside to him dying soon. I won’t be able to say, see, and hear it more.
Hey tumblr, what’s with your ads? I seriously thought this was some epic shitposting.
Why am I so bad at making rice? It’s so good and I’m so bad at making it.
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SPOILERS FOR ANIME ONLY WATCHERS!
I seriously cannot wait for more of the anime to come out. Because Elinalise Dragonroad’s transformation to loving wife/mother/grandmother is going to give some of the best fanart. I want mom Elinalise art. Not horny posting.
