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[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[letkeithinfodump]

old friends senior dog sanctuary did you mean to post this here

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses. 

[different-landscapes]

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[theweirdwideweb]

[nalukaiooc]

The fire cleanses

[hotvampireadjacent]

we aren’t build to last as a species

[thejilyship]

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

[maraudersgetrekt]

The cursed child

[marauders70s]

See at first I was going to laugh but honestly it is the worst fanfic I’ve ever read because it directly contradicts so many of the characterizations directly from the canon books and it fits the definition of fanfiction. Please realize that an adult male theatre scriptwriter is worse at fanfiction than most 14 and 15 year old writers out there. Maybe that should boost everyone’s confidence a little. 

[setheverman]

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

[heliacal-paladin-deactivated202]

[comcast-official]

holy shit

[nervousphantomwombat]

Me, getting my man to eat me out

[setheverman]

no!!!!!!!! don’t do this to my post!!!!!!!

[roryomolly]

[memescomedy]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Headshot.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Holyshit

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[misdreavus]