And What Can I Get You Today ?

Offical Gimik Blog I hate my awful tables

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Today’s Menu: Waiter’s Special

~The Pinned Post~

“Evening! I’m Waiter Offical. I’ll be your host for your table. What can I get you today?”

Order Notes:

Waiter talks in third person when talking about himself.

Waiter just wants the 5 stars please be nice to him :(

Waiter’s Pronouns: He/Him but any work as long as you leave 5 stars for the name Josh

Waiter’s Sexuality: little personal, don’t you think?

Waiter’s Name: Josh, but you can just call for “Waiter” and I’ll be there!

Waiter’s Restaurant Name: White Void. For the experience, picture it as whatever you would find most appealing…

Table Members (Tags):

@satan-offical @man-offical @7-eleven-offical @no-one-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @coffee--spill @artificially-generated-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @jd-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @your-local-transgenber-menace @spotify-offical

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I just got the best idea!! PLEASE let me give you a makeover, Grunkle ford!! It’s only your nails, hair, outfit, and probably a couple other things. You’d look amazing! You’ll get all the girls! Or guys! Who knows?! <D

Uh-

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Come on!!! Don’t be shy! Show me those nails!!

*pulls out a comically large case of 64 different nail polishes*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Okay..

[mabel-hambone-pines]

What’s your favorite color? I think you’d look good in red! Or pink! *grabs his hand* OH! I can do a full rainbow with your extra finger! How convenient!!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Okay-

[mabel-hambone-pines]

*finishes painting his nails a full, neon rainbow* Oh my gosh, Ford! You look beautiful already! Do you like it?? :3

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

It is certainly colorful.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh my goodness! Your nails are fabulous!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh! You., think so?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I do! I think the colours go very well with your eyes!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

O-oh.. thank you.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Of course! *Blushes and smiles* Your great niece seems sweet! You must be pretty proud of her.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh. Yes.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You seem nervous… is everything alright?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Nervous? No. That is merely my lingering sense of anxiety.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh! Well that’s alright! I know plenty of people with anxiety! 

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Shifts awkwardly and nervously.* So… how’s your day going?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Good. You?

*also awkward.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Pretty good! I’ve been speaking with some aliens I met while in space.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

The things you do are amazing.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh! Uh… *blushes profusely* thank you! You’re amazing too!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh!

*He blushes deeply*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Chuckles and smiles.* Yeah! You’re so smart… and stylish.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You’re one to talk! Your shirts are hilarious and your sweater is adorable. And- well- you’re a genius!

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Aww… thank you! You’re so nice! Your coat is so cool… and I love your hair!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Really?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yeah, really. *I say genuinely.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ya know.. the last person that was this nice to me was an inter dimensional dream demon.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yikes… I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I haven’t had that bad of an ex… but I’ve kinda been through a bad breakup too.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

We weren’t dating.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh. I’m sorry for assuming. *I say, rubbing the back of my neck awkwardly.* But- I imagine it was still difficult though.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You don’t have to apologize. To be honest.. I do not know what we were.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

That’s okay… these things take time. *I nudge your shoulder lightly with mine.* But hey, you have me to help you get through it now.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

That’s true.

*he gives a gentle smile.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I smile back* I’m glad I get to be around you, Ford.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I’m glad I get to be around you too.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Y’know… your eyes are really pretty. *I say, looking you in the eyes.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh. I think your eyes are very beautiful.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Can I see them a little… closer? *I ask, leaning in slightly, leaving you room to say no if you’re uncomfortable.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Of course.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I get real close, looking you in the eyes.* Absolutely captivating… *My voice comes out as a soft whisper.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*his eyes flick from Grace’s eyes to his lips.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I lean in closer for a kiss.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he happily reciprocates.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*A heartfelt kiss happens.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he pulls back when he feels it is over. He is red as a tomato.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You’re a good kisser. *I joke, also red.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I’ve- hah- never done that before…

[ryland-grace-official-account]

That’s okay… I’m glad I’m your first.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he somehow blushes deeper*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I… think I love you.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I…. May love you too.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Beams ear to ear.* I’m glad…

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

……………so.

What are you getting?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I’m not sure… I’ll have to look!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Shall we?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

We shall.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You wanna come in my car? You’ll have to ignore the mess in the back… it’s a rental.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

As you’ve seen, my house is a mess.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

It’s not that bad! It’s more of an organised chaos!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha!

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Anyways, yes! Let’s drive so we get to the restaurant on time!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Alright.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*We get into the car.* So… what kind of music do you listen to? Or do you prefer to drive in silence?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I don’t care.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hmmm… *I turn on the car. The radio starts playing a pop station I was listening to before. I blush profusely.* Oh- uh… don’t mind that. *I turn down the radio a bit.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I don’t mind.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You… don’t?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

… I once did karaoke to the song ‘Disco Girl’ by BABBA.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh my goodness… you like BABBA too?! *I seem extremely excited*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Yes.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Do you want me to… put some on?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Sure.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I happily put in a BABBA disk for us to jam to as we drive.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*He hums softly.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I hum with you, watching the way the sunset accentuates your facial features.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he is looking out the window.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I watch him lovingly, while still paying attention to the road of course.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*He waits, and gets out of the car when they get to the diner.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You ready? *I ask excitedly.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I think that if I was next to you, I’d be ready for anything.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Awww! You’re so sweet!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I try my best.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Well… let’s head in, yeah?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Yeah.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*We go in*

@waiter-offical

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello ^_^ welcome to restaurant of white void! Assuming it’s just the two of you?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Yes, please.

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Alright then! Right this way to your left we have some free tables for two :] you two can seat yourselves, menus will be brought out shortly!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I just got the best idea!! PLEASE let me give you a makeover, Grunkle ford!! It’s only your nails, hair, outfit, and probably a couple other things. You’d look amazing! You’ll get all the girls! Or guys! Who knows?! <D

Uh-

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Come on!!! Don’t be shy! Show me those nails!!

*pulls out a comically large case of 64 different nail polishes*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Okay..

[mabel-hambone-pines]

What’s your favorite color? I think you’d look good in red! Or pink! *grabs his hand* OH! I can do a full rainbow with your extra finger! How convenient!!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Okay-

[mabel-hambone-pines]

*finishes painting his nails a full, neon rainbow* Oh my gosh, Ford! You look beautiful already! Do you like it?? :3

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

It is certainly colorful.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh my goodness! Your nails are fabulous!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh! You., think so?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I do! I think the colours go very well with your eyes!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

O-oh.. thank you.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Of course! *Blushes and smiles* Your great niece seems sweet! You must be pretty proud of her.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh. Yes.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You seem nervous… is everything alright?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Nervous? No. That is merely my lingering sense of anxiety.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh! Well that’s alright! I know plenty of people with anxiety! 

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Shifts awkwardly and nervously.* So… how’s your day going?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Good. You?

*also awkward.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Pretty good! I’ve been speaking with some aliens I met while in space.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

The things you do are amazing.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh! Uh… *blushes profusely* thank you! You’re amazing too!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh!

*He blushes deeply*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Chuckles and smiles.* Yeah! You’re so smart… and stylish.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You’re one to talk! Your shirts are hilarious and your sweater is adorable. And- well- you’re a genius!

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Aww… thank you! You’re so nice! Your coat is so cool… and I love your hair!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Really?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yeah, really. *I say genuinely.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ya know.. the last person that was this nice to me was an inter dimensional dream demon.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yikes… I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I haven’t had that bad of an ex… but I’ve kinda been through a bad breakup too.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

We weren’t dating.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh. I’m sorry for assuming. *I say, rubbing the back of my neck awkwardly.* But- I imagine it was still difficult though.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You don’t have to apologize. To be honest.. I do not know what we were.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

That’s okay… these things take time. *I nudge your shoulder lightly with mine.* But hey, you have me to help you get through it now.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

That’s true.

*he gives a gentle smile.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I smile back* I’m glad I get to be around you, Ford.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I’m glad I get to be around you too.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Y’know… your eyes are really pretty. *I say, looking you in the eyes.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh. I think your eyes are very beautiful.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Can I see them a little… closer? *I ask, leaning in slightly, leaving you room to say no if you’re uncomfortable.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Of course.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I get real close, looking you in the eyes.* Absolutely captivating… *My voice comes out as a soft whisper.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*his eyes flick from Grace’s eyes to his lips.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I lean in closer for a kiss.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he happily reciprocates.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*A heartfelt kiss happens.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he pulls back when he feels it is over. He is red as a tomato.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You’re a good kisser. *I joke, also red.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I’ve- hah- never done that before…

[ryland-grace-official-account]

That’s okay… I’m glad I’m your first.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he somehow blushes deeper*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I… think I love you.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I…. May love you too.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Beams ear to ear.* I’m glad…

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

……………so.

What are you getting?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I’m not sure… I’ll have to look!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Shall we?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

We shall.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You wanna come in my car? You’ll have to ignore the mess in the back… it’s a rental.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

As you’ve seen, my house is a mess.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

It’s not that bad! It’s more of an organised chaos!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha!

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Anyways, yes! Let’s drive so we get to the restaurant on time!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Alright.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*We get into the car.* So… what kind of music do you listen to? Or do you prefer to drive in silence?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I don’t care.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hmmm… *I turn on the car. The radio starts playing a pop station I was listening to before. I blush profusely.* Oh- uh… don’t mind that. *I turn down the radio a bit.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I don’t mind.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You… don’t?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

… I once did karaoke to the song ‘Disco Girl’ by BABBA.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Oh my goodness… you like BABBA too?! *I seem extremely excited*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Yes.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Do you want me to… put some on?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Sure.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I happily put in a BABBA disk for us to jam to as we drive.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*He hums softly.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I hum with you, watching the way the sunset accentuates your facial features.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*he is looking out the window.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I watch him lovingly, while still paying attention to the road of course.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

*He waits, and gets out of the car when they get to the diner.*

[ryland-grace-official-account]

You ready? *I ask excitedly.*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I think that if I was next to you, I’d be ready for anything.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Awww! You’re so sweet!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I try my best.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Well… let’s head in, yeah?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Yeah.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*We go in*

@waiter-offical

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello ^_^ welcome to restaurant of white void! Assuming it’s just the two of you?

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[mcdonaldsmccowboy]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

A red carper with 2 dead spiders on it

Open tags ^_^

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

Can I nominate @/coffee-shop-offical?

Funny coincidence someone just nominated you!

Anyways,

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @coffee-shop-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[coffee--spill]

Thx sis <3

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

Nomination request for @no-one-offical

Why? He literally began a whole faction of the officalverse (the Nullverse) and has become one of the most popular blogs within it.

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @no-one-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[no-one-offical]

WHO WANTS FREE COOKIES, MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS, YAOI, YURI, AND UHH NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF??

WHO WANTS FREE BOTTOM SURGERY OF EVERY KIND AND TOP SURGERY??

AND ALONG WITH THEM, FREE ASPIRIN, MELATONIN, ANTIHISTAMINES, TYLENOL/PARACETAMOL, AND IBUPROFEN!!

ALSO GOT FREE MEDICALLY PEER REVIEWED HRT!! TESTOSTERONE!! ESTROGEN!! TRANS FEMS I HAVE YOUR FEMME&MS!!

AND BINDERS FOR THE MASCS!! BINDERS OF MANY KINDS AND MANY COLOURS!! ALSO HAVE GARLIC BREAD FOR ALL YOU AWESOME ASPECS!!

DON'T WORRY I ALSO HOST LGBT TOO! LASAGNA GARLIC BREAD TIME! /SILLY

YES THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU ENJOYERS! FREE LASAGNA!!

FREE HOLLOW KNIGHT, HEATED RIVALRY, PROJECT HAIL MARY, PORTAL, HELLDIVERS 2, HYTALE, MINECRAFT, STARDEW VALLEY AND WHATEVER YOU PLAYY AND WATCH!!

[no-one-offical]

No idea which of you tagger gamer this or whatever, so i'm just tagging @evilpineapple-offical @definitely-ao3-offical @skeletal-spire-man @lightsabersandbluecookies and figure it out from there

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be streaming Project Hail Mary in my discord server 💜

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Can I get uhhhhhhh

Deltarune?

We don’t sell games here,, sorry,,,

[sacabambaspis-offical]

get star-tomato'ed

AWW ITS SO

OW ITS IN MY EYES

[official-anime-demon]

I want to eat that

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Be my guest

[official-anime-demon]

Mmmmmmm it was so good. I’m glowing with starlight too!!! This is so cool! I do need some cherry blossom tea now though. Do you know where I can get some?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Idk on a cherry blossom tree?

[official-anime-demon]

Well I guess I’ll just make it myself. I was hoping I could have someone else make it at a cafe but it’s alright.

[sacabambaspis-offical]

You should ask @waiter-offical or @coffee-shop-offical then maybe they have it

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Waiter can check with chef? We probably have something that works…

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

I have a very important question.

How much 100% gluten free do you have? It can't even have touched a crumb of bread.

That's very important.

Waiter could check with chef? We try to sell anything and everything here.

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

I'd like to... Uh.. I'd.. I'd like- like, I'd like to..... to order a... But um.. I.. I'd.........

Got any grapes?

..Mhm you got this,,,

We do! Waiter can get that for you :)

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[itstoys]

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[a-r-g-offical]

Ah, apologies. I really shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions

(try to make this believable itd be too much work to actually report you as an anomaly)

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

…waiter needs to get you food noted down. Waiter will be back to serve you later.

Randy’s disappearance is a… difficult thing for waiter. A good friend. Sad he disappeared.

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

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Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

…

How do you know about that?

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[waiter-offical-deactiv]

Could I possibly get all the chocolate milkshakes you possibly got??? You’ll get a 10 dollar tip out of this

Of course! I’ll see how many chef can prepare