"Comin' up from the toilet bowl flawless."

I'm a walking dichotomy. I reblog a lot. it's da trüf. i like cats and videogames and disney also fashion and makeup and lul worthy things. ily, henchmen ashley

[darthmarrsgf]

*gentle, mournful clown honks wafting on the breeze*

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[marveldaily]

HAWKEYE | So This is Christmas?

[billysattic]

slashers + banned tags <3

[waitwaitillbefineinaminute]

Let me die in my sleep

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[yowasa]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48148199

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[artboyboogie]

Clickbait buzzfeed titles is the modern equivalent of the newsies shouting ridiculous headlines to sell more papes

[captainlordauditor]

i hate this. i hate this goddamn post. this is the worst fucking post on this website. fuck you for making me think about this

[jumpingjacktrash]

i love this post because now i’m imagining 10-year-olds in snap brim caps and ragged knee breeches hollering YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS ADORABLE DOG FOUND IN THE TOILET! THE DIET SECRET DERMATOLOGISTS HATE! YOU’LL NEVER EAT FROSTING AGAIN AFTER READING THIS ARTICLE! 17 SHOCKING THINGS MEN DON’T KNOW ABOUT FERRETS! I GOT PANTSED BY SANTA – NOT CLICKBAIT!

[sararydcrs]

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[niuniente]

Black Cryptid

[catsbeaversandducks]

“OMG ghosts… ghosts everywhere…”

[fuckinfreddie]

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

[sixpenceee]

Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, captured by the Rosetta probe. (Source)

[peachesnsunshine]

*kicks the front door in* DO YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN FUCKING COOL THIS SHIT IS

WE HAVE VIDEO. FROM THE SURFACE OF A COMET. SENT BY A ROBOT.

ROSETTA PROBE YOU’RE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU

[pyrrhiccomedy]

That cliff is a kilometer high. is Here’s what you’re actually looking at:

[delotha]

THANK YOU

i was wondering

[kimberlyn-breanne]

ellie and marco + dependency issues

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Where’s that Scottish tweet about tfw dancing queen comes on in the club. Pleas.

[notmanletsans-deactivated202001]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

THANK YOU

[lovejaynemansfield]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you guys: picking apart the throne room fight scene frame by frame 

star wars: