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Follow me bc im desperate for friends.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[berkeleygirl3]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[dogpuppy]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[toastedpotatoes]

artistic rendition

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[ostolero]

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[bunkey]

[thetyrannosaur]

[bunkey]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

[siliceous-ooze]

how big is it? I’m a visual learner btw

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[segamascott]

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site