vanilla gpose enthusiast

she/her • late 20s • multifandom • BEWARE FFXIV SPOILERS   • icon by @bluecaeriart  • here's anything I find funny, pretty, interesting or inspiring. I love stories, no matter what medium they are presented in!

[waldwasser]

Hello! 🌼🌺

Hi,

I'm waldwasser (she/her), multifandom blogger in my late 20s. I do art sometimes, but I'm mostly just here to reblog things.

If you're here for FFXIV, you can find stuff about my WoLs under the read more, as well as under their respective tags. It's mostly (vanilla) gposes, bits of lore/backstory and the occasional art piece ^^

Cute icon is by @bluecaeriart <3

Susumi Koizumi

Age: 26 at the end of EW

Race: dunesfolk lalafell/duskwight elezen

Sexuality: lesbian

'Canon'/main jobs: White Mage, Bard, Dark Knight

WoL status: it depends! Usually 'just' an echo-blessed member of the scions and backup to @rajian (who is the WoL in their shared canon), but I also enjoy thinking of her as the WoL in her own right.

Currently in: almost caught up on MSQ

Significant relationships: Rajian Koizumi (long term friend, now wife), Lyse (friend and former crush), Arenvald (B-team scion colleague and friend)

Personality: cheerfull, stubbornly optimistic, approachable, nostalgic, probably too forgiving for her own good

Backstory: Born to a prosperous minig family in southern Thanalan, Susumi's childhood was quite sheltered. When her father's shady business dealings led to the deaths of several workers in his silver mine (and he tried to lay the blame at Susumi's feet), Susumi ran away from home and made her way to the Twelveswood with vague plans to become a conjurer. After a nearly disastrous run-in with monsters in the Shroud, and a timely rescue by @rajian, she started her new life as a conjurer and woodworker, and shortly after got embroiled in The Plot of FFXIV.

Spent the Endwalker patches as a duskwight, due to an unexpected reaction to some magical root vegetables (you can probably guess who's responsible...). But I'm back to potato form for Dawntrail!

Fun facts: does woodworking to relax; hates fermented food

Hnaba Yascaret

Age: 143

Race: rava viera

'Canon'/main job: Bard, Paladin, Dark Knight

WoL status: is the WoL

Currently in: Shadowbringers

Significant relationships: Alphinaud & Alisaie (younger siblings/mentor-mentee relationship), Y'shtola (respected friend & magic theory teacher), Arenvald (friend, occasional much needed voice of reason), Haurchefant (start of a romantic relationship during HW), Yugiri (romantic relationship during StB)

Personality: driven, outwardly calm, focused, protective, should stop suppressing some emotions

Backstory: Born in the Golmore Jungle, she left after an encounter with a garlean patrol lead to the death of her partner. Since her home was too full of sad memories, she left and set out to travel the world. After about two decades of travel, she settled in the shroud, joined the leatherworkers' guild and became part of a Keeper family, where she took on the name 'Hnaba'. After a few relatively calm years in Gridania, the plot of ARR came calling.

Fun facts: loves coffee and making gear for her friends; hates (air)ship travel (she gets motion sick...)

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[sezja]

Eulmoran Jade isn't real; he can't hurt you

[sezja]

Life at the top of the world is grand, truly; he wants for nothing - nothing save security in his place, perhaps.

And maybe a little excitement.

But surely this is better than any alternative, right?

Surely...

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[timsutton]

Star Wars Episode III: Backstroke of the West - A Historical Preservation Post

Earlier today I made a reference to “Backstroke of the West”, and when I looked it up I saw that the original post was made in 2005, which means that a good chunk of people on here might be too young to remember it. So consider this post a public service.  The following was originally posted here: 

6.07.2005

episode iii, the backstroke of the west

i saw revenge of the sith last weekend at a local theater with my friend joe who was in town on business. it was much better than the first two movies and a fitting end (err.. middle) to the star wars saga. the next day i was walking past my friendly dvd salesperson and decided to check out revenge of the sith. i was assured the quality was good and for 7rmb why not give it a shot. aside from the counters on the top of the screen and a distorted perspective it was ok- not high quality but watchable. the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying. it varied from being somewhat close to the script to being ‘far far away’….

amazingly enough, the beginning scroll is mistranslated even though the words are right there on the screen.

star war (just one)

'the backstroke of the west’ is the english translation of the chinese title.

anakin: “this is where the fun begins”

obi wan: “let them pass between us”

anonymous doomed fighter pilot: “they’re all over me”

Weiterlesen

[ferrocyan]

💙🩵 leveling slowly

[samijen]

Knight, mage, and archer fairy 🧚‍♀️✨

[bluberimufim]

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

[forthegothicheroine]

#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down

via @tophatandboots

[jackironsides]

oh my god??

@lymeandcoconut

#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

[notformywings]

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[ruporas]

the light that made me fall in love with magic (id in alt)

+ doodle with brushbuddy under read more

[lal-ffxiv]

Our hopes and dreams, my purpose

When the burden threatens to overcomes me. I must remember your sacrifice, and dream. To make a world where no child need to freeze alone. No matter how cold it all becomes. You are still with me showing me the way.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[warrior-of-fight-or-flight]

Urianger says your illusions were SHIT and he wasn’t even impressed. He and his bestie are talking shit about you actually

[thorinoakenbutt]

I hope they eventually add the mobile hairs to ffxiv proper (though not monetized to hell and back, please and thank you) because it seems like such a shame if they go into the graveyard forevermore

[thorinoakenbutt]

Yes I do want this one for Retsarra

[thewitchofelpis]

My WoL and one of her future kittens by @dicenete! 🩷🩷🩷

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!