Banrion

[fiberstark]

[lastmimzy-blog]

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

[gdirtydime19]

I will always share this LOL

[all-hail-queen-mycroft]

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

[askcatvirgil]

No no no, that is not an angry cat, that is a patient cat!!! Look at that relaxed body language! That cat is letting that puppy chew on its ear–I guarantee you it does NOT have to put up with that. Puppo’s excited paws are flailing all over kitty’s face yet all we get is a patient slow blink??? No thrashing tail, either, please note. 

This is not an angry kitty. This is a VERY GOOD KITTY who is being super duper patient with a very young pupper and has probably been around puppies all its life. A Very Good Cat indeed!!!

[veronica-rich]

note Virgil never explicitly said the cat WASN’T also thinking WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

[thethemefrom90210-deactivated20]

facebook marketplace came from god

[himejoshikomaeda]

cow tools

[quadballconsent]

Here's to the people who...

… Ask “can I kiss you?” or lean in halfway and then wait for you to close the gap.

… Tap the item of clothing and check to see if you’re okay removing it.

… Respect your boundaries *without* pointing out how “nice” and “patient” they’re being and how very hard they’re struggling to be okay with it.

… Surprise you with kisses *only after* you’ve told them how much you enjoy getting surprise kisses from them.

… Remember where you don’t like to be touched.

… Appreciate your body as it is and when it changes.

… Communicate before, during, and after intimacy.

Here’s to the people who make consent a natural part of relationships, as it should be.

[nero-draco]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

[notabrobro]

@nagunkgunk

[lord-kitschener]

It’s a knword and it’s Valid

[acidanarchist-deactivated201808]

I don’t wanna like Kill The Joke but this brings up a really cool fact about swords in ~14th-16th century Germany! The only people who were allowed to own Real Swords were the royalty and nobility BUT! Everyone else was allowed to own knives. The definition of a knife, however, was based on not length but handle construction, and to some extent how it was sharpened. The handle had to be constructed Like So with 2 pieces of wood sandwiching the metal tang.

Only one edge was allowed to be sharpened, but oftentimes a small part (a couple inches) of the short edge (e.g. the edge that wasn’t sharp) would be sharpened, and weapon design often allowed for this

In this way, something that looked like This, a messer of just over a meter in length…

…would be legally considered a knife, and therefore allowable for non-nobility to possess. (you can also see the bit on the back of the tip that would be sharpened)

So @swordmutual, there’s a not definitive but certainly interesting historical perspective on your question

[localstarboy]

Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this LITERALLY me 

[bob-belcher]

[mexicanest]

introducing people to something you like

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[beemojis]

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

[and-ari-deactivated20180319]

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

[beemojis]

Jasper is my cat

[gif87a-com]

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

BITCH ME

[kingjaffejoffer]

[orbo-gifs]

Trying to open a portal to the birb dimension

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[veryoldnobodylookatthis]

SDHKKDHKSDFH

[snotstim]

✧✧ ⁞ holo slime!

[roseystims]

boi

[throughtimeandstarlight]