don't follow in my footsteps

the world is a beautiful place, i just hope i get a chance to see it all before i go Insta: @laur.en.h

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[decadentprincedream]

Rwblogging again.🤷🏽‍♀️

[thelastfunctioningbraincell]

Not taking any risks

[all1e23]

@moonbeambucky Maybe this?

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nonsensefromaturtle]

Shoutout to Luther Hargreeves for going from my least favorite character to one of my favorites as he progressively became less of a self-righteous asshole and more of a sweet golden retriever idiot. It was the himbofication he needed.

[sugurugetos]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3x01 — Meet the Family

[sandandglass]

[bombnails]

Mars recently was fired from their job for reporting racial profiling to HR & they need assistance moving into their new place July 1st. if you can do so, please share and donate to a black femme this pride month!

cashapp: $mutatedmango venmo: @mutatedmango paypal: [email protected]

[berie-deactivated20221115]

[hungryfictions]

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

[somegoodlittlethings]

I've learnt that when sadness comes to visit me all I can do is say "i see you". I spend some time with it, get up and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.

[catbushandludicrous]

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn't expect someone like you to understand that.

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[lemuenic]

[macrolit]

“I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into words, but I guess it’s like I was fast asleep, and someone came, disassembled me, and hurriedly put me back together again. That sort of feeling.”

— Haruki Murakami (b. 12 January 1949)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

BABY BATS!!!

[bookishgr]

Local bookshop in my home town.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[decadentprincedream]

Rwblogging again.🤷🏽‍♀️

[thelastfunctioningbraincell]

Not taking any risks

[all1e23]

@moonbeambucky Maybe this?