[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me:

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

[sheis]

this one

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me wearing high heels

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[demilypyro]

freud: wanting to fuck your mom is normal

freud’s mom: :/

[hellsite-yano]

freud: wanting to kill your dad is normal

freud’s dad:

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[nomehablen2]

Me….

[kingjaffejoffer]

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Wow

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[icewindandboringhorror]

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

[alexander]

[zonecassette]

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

[powerburial]

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[brbjellyfishing]

yes, I’m a gamer

[veryfunnymemes]

[veterinaryshitposting]