Suck my butt, wee wee breff

Hydrate or die-drate Yeethaw

[flock-talk]

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

[flock-talk]

Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry

[lauralot89]

Pick a Tumblr quote

Violence for violence is the rule of beasts

To become a god is the loneliest achievement of all

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch it happen

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

The rage in your heart warms you now but it will leave you cold in your grave

Then become the dirt I walk on

Tonight, you spoke with the devil. The devil looked a lot like you

Love yourself to spite the world

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[teamrocketing]

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

[paramaline]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow

me:

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

[highlandvalley]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

I hate this

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[thebootydiaries]

Me: ur on tumblr?

Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[satiricaily]

this is it, this is literally what and how buzzfeed unsolved: true crime is

[wickedcoolwizard]

Same energy 

[xqzs]

helpful tips

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[andhumanslovedstories]

The amount of plot that happens in the first episode of yugioh is absolutely astonishing and I’d say a tribute to efficient story telling but it’s less efficient and more like a hologram monster hand grabbed me by the throat and dragged me through a city block at 65 mph

[andhumanslovedstories]

So there’s an ancient Egyptian shadow game and a pharaoh who sacrificed his life to contain it in millennials and then in modern day we have this game called Duel Monsters and this group of friends who play it and one of them has a grandpa with an extremely rare card and so this teenage CEO comes to his game store to try to buy the card but when he can’t, 15 year old Jeff Bezos—who attends the same high school as the working class main characters—sends some thugs to force the grandpa to play a game of duel monsters against him, which the grandpa does because he wants to teach Rich Boy a lesson about the heart of the cards except he loses so badly that it causes him some sort of physical injury and needs to be taken to the hospital, so Yugi needs to duel to teach Kaiba a lesson, and this group of teens we just met draw a smilie face on their hands to prove their friendship is unbreakable, and then they reference that Yugi has a Millenium Puzzle which should help him win, and then if we’re wondering what that means, the enormous pyramid he wears around his neck glows and he transforms into a person who is functionally identical to himself but Taller and Hotter, and we have just reached the ten minute mark of the first episode.

[unspokengrief]

i guess. journal entry

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it