(wannabe) rocketman

geeked off the armenian astrophage grass| he/him | creator of flipsider*

[flipsider-asterisk]

Flipsider* MASTER POST

Astronaut Seamus Banks wakes up to two dead crewmates and a snarky AI named Sammy for company. The two find themselves on a mission to research a wormhole in the Oort Cloud 1.28 light years from home. Who knows what they’ll find.

TABLE OF CONTENTS WITH LINKS BELOW

1. Nobody Home

1.5. Still Nobody Home

2. Once in a Lifetime

3. Champagne Supernova

MORE TO COME

[wannabe-rocketman]

i’m making a thing (also reblog may not be up to date )

[wannabe-rocketman]

what would seamus do if you handed him a single pebble

probably throw it before it ricochets in zero-g and hits his eye

[wannabe-rocketman]

Is that samuel from feathers and fur or am I hallucinating?

it’s as real as it gets pal

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[segamascott]

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[mrsterlingeverything]

In US we dont have a 67th floor in our hotels

[wannabe-rocketman]

you can just make things

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[creamycuppy]

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[winterhartarts]

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

[cheaphalloweencostume]

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

[lamaenthel]

you forgot kung fu panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

[r0zeclawz]

FORWARD, MY WICKED LEGION!

[wannabe-rocketman]

[wannabe-rocketman]

robot chaser seeking out some of that amazing digital cervix

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon