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[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[catsithkelpie]

That. Is not the gif I saw in the preview

I saw a gif of a brunette white guy in a business suit but shirtless, with a weird bulge in his stomach (might have been the guy from The Office?) standing wide-eyed in front of a mirror with the word "whore" written on it in red, probably marker or lipstick or something

Why the hell did that show up and what is it from

[casgirl]

Whoa weird

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[warpweighted]

if you okay post on hold where the FUCK is the pointing forward out of the screen emoji. did I make that up???? anyways if YOU have a weighted blanket and YOU are in need of some turbo recharge time may I recommend: weighted blanket on floor. I had a forty minute floor-blanket nap and woke up (a) completely fixed and (b) absolutely convinced I'd slept for hours

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[ashenmind]

[hardcorewhimsy]

Reddit u/mynameisfreddit 's fish, as seen on @ashenmind 's blog with @lefttobloom 's tag caption

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[gazeldhazel]

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[karnalesbian]

i love the NBA offseason

[karnalesbian]

this is elite shithousery lmao

[armengoldira]

[callali1y]

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

[poodlepincushion]

The greatest adventure of all is yet to come!

[rongzhi]

Snail crossing

English added by me :)

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

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Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

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