Girls and Tattoos

23|TX|Girls

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[whitepeopletwitter]

Blankie

[whitepeopletwitter]

If you’re not genuinely interested in dinosaurs I don’t think we can be friends.

[lowkeyed1]

[hipster]

Someone you met 2 weeks ago can have better intentions than someone you met 2 years ago. Don’t let time fool you

[paleinthenight]

[chuckdrawsthings]

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

[veganthranduil]

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[spaceexp]

What a terraformed Venus with realistic climates would look like 

by MrCactus04

[queer-as-in-slightly-odd]

crying because I’ll never get to live on terraformed venus with realistic climates

[clickholeofficial]

[traumasurvivors]

You didn’t deserve to go through the traumatic things you went through. And it wasn’t your fault. 

[sinceredarlings]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[thesaltofcarthage]

tbh I think that’s a perfectly reasonable question for him to ask

[just-shower-thoughts]

At some point, society just accepted that the standard for smoothness was a baby’s ass

[pasifik]

WAIT A MINUTE

[melonisopod]

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.