a pushover with opinions

[raptorific]

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

[raptorific]

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

[glintglimmergleam]

#where is this episode of the crown?!

[no-chill-at-all]

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[renemagritte-art]

[hell-cube-deactivated20230327]

Every day, 1966 by Rene Magritte

[your-local-bi]

Just Trying To Blend In With My Green Screen, 2018 by Jenna Marbles

[aroacemonster]

Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).

Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).

Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% / 8.1% of the time respectively while being included  78.9% / 81.2% of the time (x)

Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.

[lesser-flamingo]

Also, i checked out the survey the second claim sources a while back: this is not OP choosing the words truscum, exclusionist, etc. These are labels that the survey gave people the option to self-identify as. It’s self-proclaimed exclusionists who dont like the word queer, not random accusations

[butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat]

yeah that’s super important. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[slugbo]

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

[zelda-guru-momi]

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

[gayrika]

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[no-sorry]

I thought this was a Skyrim reference…

[empress-of-snark]

Me, going to see another adaptation of little women: maybe Beth won’t die this time

Beth: *dies*

Me:

[jagarsjora]

Little Women (2019)

Dir. Greta Getwig

[radicalposture]

literally do not trust people who are like ‘jo should have ended up with laurie’ like maybe its bc I absorbed all four little women books at the tender age of eight before I could read into things but I never ever once as a kid thought jo and laurie should be together and when he proposed I was so offended on jos behalf. also jos life of being married to her weird german professor/being a writer/adopting a million kids/setting up a progressive school sounds absolutely ideal and I do not trust you if you don’t think so

[mvthilda]

the mood after watching little women

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[fucknosexistcostumes]

Police making a woman take off her clothing at the beach because she’s wearing too much, 2016

Police measuring a woman’s clothing because she’s wearing too little, 1922

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

[kitteemortis]

I think it’s an important peice of context that the first image was based on a law that was targeting Muslims specifically.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This dude basically got paid royalties for a live action beta test where he could work out what would and wouldn’t work for his story. The absolute madman.

[nerdynook]

http://www.nerdynook.com/

[sarahconnorjr]

Meanwhile, in canon…

[ayellowbirds]

all those times when a killer for hire was leagues more sensitive and mature than the vast majority of his “fans”.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It baffles me how it is that so many people who claim to be Deadpool’s fans literally know nothing about the character and how he acts/would act

He’s got the most clueless fandom full of Fake Fanboys since Jesus

[omicronus1326]

Reblogging for that last line.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[mellebellemethod]

I wanna take a moment to reblog this one last time while it’s still 2019. All year, i’ve gotten over a hundred reblogs DAILY on THIS POST ONLY. Every day, my notes have been over 99+ and it still makes me laugh that this stupid post I made on a Tuesday night while watching Futurama skyrocketed so much that it showed up on tumblr trending on facebook and crossed back across my dash MULTIPLE times a week. I see people reference this post on OTHER SITES. I’ve met people on twitter and Instagram who’ve sent it to me NOT NOTICING it was me who posted it. And it cracked me up telling people “lol check the OP.” Thanks to everyone for giving me this hilarious experience! Especially @gattomeows for their hysterical addition of the actual article– i’m pretty sure that’s why it got so popular. I know it’s silly, but due to the content, it likely won’t be reblogged as often in 2020 so I wanted to thank everyone~