WastedAndReady

she/her AO3: WastedAndReady Visit my AO3 bio for my permission statement.

[wasted-and-ready]

Request a Whump Fic

Hey all, I'm taking requests for whump fics. Shoot me an ask with a character or two and a prompt from this list.

Fandoms and characters I am currently down to write for:

DC Comics: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Clark Kent, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, Kon-El

Marvel Comics: Peter Parker, Johnny Storm, Scott Summers, Bobby Drake, Peter Quill, Richard Rider, Quentin Quire, Wolverine, Roberto DaCosta, Sam Guthrie

Stargate SG1: Jack, Daniel

White Collar: Neal, Peter, Jones

A couple more things:

I have a lot of competing priorities and my writing process is very, very slow (like a few months). So please be patient with me.

I'm aiming for one-shots, but you know how it goes. Sometimes, inspiration strikes!

Fics in progress: 3

A continuation of this (requested by @thatsmygirl6612)

"Dislocations" and “Take me instead” with 2012 Leo & Raph (requested by @thatsmygirl6612)

"Hunted for sport" with Tim Drake (requested by bluespirit_09 on AO3) And, uh, here's my AO3

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[vaguely-problematic]

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[fyresfly]

where are you sitting?

[fyresfly]

#there is LITERALLY no contest here #the answer is 6 #7 gets you killed #8 you have to put up with whatever psychodrama these two have going on today #PLUS i can show you the literal panels where jade poisoned her seatmate on an airplane just for fun #5.okay do you WANT to sit next to a massive guy crammed into a middle seat while he and ollie get into a screaming match? #the ONLY drawback of 6 is that it's a middle seat but kyle and dinah are both friendly and polite people who know how to behave in public #and get along fine #3...again you have a large man next to you who is being Instigated by the guy on his other side #also ugh. bruce. #babs is probably fine but floyd IS yelling past you at tom and maybe smoking while waving a gun around #honestly sitting next to either dick or helena would be fine #BUT #that's the back row and those seats don't recline #IN CONCLUSION: welcome to row rayner-lance enjoy your flight <- tags via @pluckyredhead

omg THANK YOU you’re one of the few people who sees the vision i intended!! however, i would argue there’s a good chance 6 is also not safe, because jade might poison dinah again, meaning dinah might throw up on you, AND kyle and oliver are arguing on the other side of you. 1 would also be miserable methinks because tom is going to keep turning back in your space to try to talk to helena, and you will be the only one noticing floyd’s death glare at that situation. 2 is the only safe seat, in my opinion. the biggest risk is floyd’s second hand smoke and loud antagonism from in front of you

[pluckyredhead]

See, I will risk listening to the Kyle and Ollie argument in the hopes that Kyle will accidentally call Ollie "Dad" and Dinah and I can avoid eye contact while trying not to laugh. I think this would be a special moment in our friendship.

[batfamfixation]

#2 because I want a window seat but don't want to be in #5

[wasted-and-ready]

#3.

[blondebrainpowered]

Sigourney Weaver, 1983

Photographer: Helmut Newton

[dilftanger]

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

[why-i-love-comics]

X-Men #26 - "Danger Room" (2026)

written by Jed MacKay art by Netho Diaz, Sean parsons, & Fer Sifuentes-Sujo

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[why-i-love-comics]

More Fun Comics #77 - "Doom Over Gayland" (1942)

written by Mort Weisinger art by George Papp

[wasted-and-ready]

In SG1, they don't say "I love you." They say, "its a funny story. I was driving around and then, um, I drove to your house." And I think that's beautiful.

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[1introvertedsage]

[skybson]

7x16 - Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

[nagsyl]

[butchdiaz]

and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say.

for alli 𑣲⋆ @bucksbeagle

[heterogendermannerism]

some football stuff from the past few days