the one friend that never leaves

[strawberry-offical]

mom im famous

[do-not-u-dare]

Oh COME ONNN

[strawberry-offical]

HJAHAHAHAHAH

[do-not-u-dare]

I’M NOT FAMOUS

AND I FOLLOW ALL OFFICALS

[do-not-u-dare]

I MEANT FOLLOW ALL OFFICALS ON SIGHT I AM NOT OMMNIPRESENT I DO NOT KNOW EVERY SINGLE OFFICAL BLOG CREATED

I JUST GO THROUGH THE OFFICALVERSE TAG AND FOLLOW THE PEOPLE I SEE

[depression-offical]

Thanks for the clarification

[no-one-offical]

How many followers do you have

890 :P

[pathological-liar-offical]

No you don't. You have 3 followers. I would know, I checked

[no-one-offical]

My lords where did you cage my mooties

[pathological-liar-offical]

First you must answer my riddles three

[no-one-offical]

yes yes and no, I win, I get my mooties back

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Bros literally pathological liar offical 😭😭😭😭

[pathological-liar-offical]

Umm, no I'm not?? My name's literally truth-teller-offical........ get your facts straight sexist-offical

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Side eye*

[pathological-liar-offical]

Woah!! Who is that?? I dont like liars..only truthers. It's in my name:

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Even bigger side eye*

[pathological-liar-offical]

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Mhmmm

[pathological-liar-offical]

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

[no-one-offical]

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

In summary

[no-one-offical]

Hmmm... Carry on you two @feminism-offical and @pathological-liar-offical

[fantasylover4538]

So I'm...not sure how this "note games" work but...fuck it

If this post gets 1000 notes until November 15th (a.k.a my birthday) than I will ask my mom to buy me a binder

Also please don't spam too much, you can like comment and reblog but not like a hundred times, be reasonable please

Thank you

[549-bees-in-a-trenchcoat-offical]

happy halloween!!

time for some officalverse trick or treating

i got a bucket of candy for all you happy officals going trick or treating today

please only take ONE! i want to make sure every offical gets one

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @woman-offical @twink-offical @britain-offical @spotify-offical @shrike-offical @no-one-offical @autism-offical @beelzebub-offical @jaffa-cake-offical @tim-tam-offical @evil-bread-offical

feel free to reblog while tagging other officials you want to invite trick-or-treating!

[depression-offical]

*takes a single toffee with coffee flavour, there wasn't a coffee flavour even created, it's a mystery how i manifested it*

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

ooh no thanks

[depression-offical]

bold of you to assume no thanks is an anti curse mantra

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

dihhpression 🥀

[depression-offical]

Bitchish kiwi lad🥀🥀🥀

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

butter aoteroa guy 👌

[depression-offical]

Getting potty, ain't we?

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

she potty on my getting until I'm no longer we what why would you say that

[depression-offical]

Why not

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

I mean she does de on my pression till I offical so idk

[depression-offical]

She presses on my de until i offical is better tho

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

ooh no thanks

[depression-offical]

bold of you to assume no thanks is an anti curse mantra

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

dihhpression 🥀

[depression-offical]

Bitchish kiwi lad🥀🥀🥀

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

butter aoteroa guy 👌

[depression-offical]

Getting potty, ain't we?

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

she potty on my getting until I'm no longer we what why would you say that

[depression-offical]

Why not

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

ooh no thanks

[depression-offical]

bold of you to assume no thanks is an anti curse mantra

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

dihhpression 🥀

[depression-offical]

Bitchish kiwi lad🥀🥀🥀

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

butter aoteroa guy 👌

[depression-offical]

Getting potty, ain't we?

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

ooh no thanks

[depression-offical]

bold of you to assume no thanks is an anti curse mantra

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

dihhpression 🥀

[depression-offical]

Bitchish kiwi lad🥀🥀🥀

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

ooh no thanks

[depression-offical]

bold of you to assume no thanks is an anti curse mantra

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[charlesoberonn]

This post today is more than twice as old as Tumblr itself was when this post was originally made.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fantasylover4538]

Caught one

[depression-offical]

Want to catch something else?

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

if my pants turn brown it means I was too lazy to take a shit in the toilet and it's stinky so you should be running before I make you smell my pants

[depression-offical]

For that threat you shall be cursed with depression for a millennia

[ririwithrice]

shot of maple syrup makes a man’s morning start right

[depression-offical]

And i make their life end

[water-offical]

If my memory is correct, there is a role of prophet, i forgot that i wanted that role when not long ago i noticed the supreme leader retired, because you are the new one, i wish to ask for that role

@depression-offical

If you would like to, I’m almost certain the position is free. I would love to have as prophet, dear.

[depression-offical]

Thank you very much, kind ruler

[water-offical]

Thank you, darling.

[depression-offical]

no, thank you for the position

[water-offical]

If my memory is correct, there is a role of prophet, i forgot that i wanted that role when not long ago i noticed the supreme leader retired, because you are the new one, i wish to ask for that role

@depression-offical

If you would like to, I’m almost certain the position is free. I would love to have as prophet, dear.

[depression-offical]

Thank you very much, kind ruler

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

How to waste someone's time

Keep reading

[depression-offical]

For your sins i will give you clinical depression for 20 decades

[sacred-portal]

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

felt this in my dih 🥀

[depression-offical]

Same🥀🥀🥀

[targetedknowledge]