[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[bastard-eyeless-bigshot]

Compiling a list of mutuals who are either lactose intolerant or full dairy allergy so I know you’re only allowed one (1) shitty “dairy” carcinogen in the form of plastic American cheese slice

So far we have @waterbrand101 and @dapperdoodlenoodle please expect a piece of orange “cheese” to be delivered tonight in your dreams

[waterbrand101]

Show up to my dream and I'm waiting like this

[bastard-eyeless-bigshot]

[waterbrand101]

[brainbleedo]

OH MY GOD ITS BACKKKKKK!!!!

[waterbrand101]

@bastard-eyeless-bigshot 2 WEEKS!!!!

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[bastard-eyeless-bigshot]

Compiling a list of mutuals who are either lactose intolerant or full dairy allergy so I know you’re only allowed one (1) shitty “dairy” carcinogen in the form of plastic American cheese slice

So far we have @waterbrand101 and @dapperdoodlenoodle please expect a piece of orange “cheese” to be delivered tonight in your dreams

[waterbrand101]

Show up to my dream and I'm waiting like this

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[happyroadkillart]

my mental state this past week

[snowkissedmonsters]

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

[dreamerinsilico]

#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )

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[dogpuppy]

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[fineitsa-dispatch-blog]

[patheticwhitemenlover]

The implication here is that Chad is bracing for impact because he's used to fighting. He is going to take the brunt of the hit while keeping his stance in place so he can retaliate and continue the fight. He knows how to absorb the energy and still leave himself in a good spot for counter attacks.

Meanwhile Herm is cowering.

He is making himself smaller and turning away. He's closer to hugging himself then he is defending himself.

That's a man who just takes the hit and doesn't expect to fight back. Doesn't expect to get back up. He expects to lay on the floor and wait until it's over.

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]