Welcoem to my twisted Ass

32 y/o cis(ish) Male (he/him/they/them). Feel free to ask me to unfollow, or ask for tags! I'm apparently "an SJW cuck", and "a slutty slutty vixen".

[astrawitch]

Consumed by Hatred

[astrawitch]

Continuing to experiment with this, trying out some renders in my 8in crt

[kaomojiloser]

drawing possibly one of the funniest moments in the book. chain… must chain……. quote below !!!!!

“Chain, chain, chain. If I ever see another chain in my life, it will be too soon. Ten kilometres of chain—each link just 5 centimetres long. That’s two hundred thousand links. Each one connected by hand or by claw. It worked out to each of us working eight hours per day for two weeks doing nothing but connecting links. I saw chain whenever I closed my eyes. I dreamed of chain every night. One of my dinner packets was spaghetti and all I could see were smooth, white chains instead of noodles.” Project Hail Mary: Chapter 19, pg. 308

[rosycheekedcutie]

Don’t say you love all Women if you don’t love her☝️

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[bunniope]

maybe charlie kirk got stung by a veryfast wasp

[bunniope]

maybe jfk also got stung by a veryfast wasp

[kleefkruid]

The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'

"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon

[eastern-lights]

Op why would you hide this is the tags

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: 'Do you speak a foreign language?' Yeah yours /End ID]

[depsidase]

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[crappycheese]

[absurdlakefront]

This is the gay bar I want.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

come over

[inthefallofasparrow]

THE HOME OF AN INDULGENT MOTHER

PIECING BETWEEN MEALS

PATENT MEDICINES AND SOOTHING SYRUPS

PLENTY OF PICKLES AND PORK

MEXICANIZED DISHES AND PEPPERED SAUCES

CANDIES AND RICH PASTRIES

TEA, COFFEE AND COCOA

SODAS, POP AND GINGER ALE

TOBACCO AND CIGARETTES

CARDS, DICE AND POOL

LIQUOR AND STRONG DRINK

A DRUNKARD'S GRAVE

Voting ended onJul 15

[64mpg]

tricks my body into thinking that we outran the threat

[64mpg]

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

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[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought