you & i must never be falling for reality

39w/married panrom ace [nonexistent tagging system]

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[parkayquarts]

alright hank playtimes over lets get your gay little ass home

[depsidase]

[theehorsepusssy]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

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Gaetano Pesce, Montanara Couch

[segamascott]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Andreea Dumuta

[icaseybaybee]

[farmgf]

men can go to the restroom while women must go to the shadows of contemplation

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[lockkeysys]

I wonder if people in my life talk about creepypasta-aligned media knowing it will summon me like bloody mary to say the most autistic things known to man

[lockkeysys]

People will say "interesting how much media creepypastas focus on glitches" and I'll pop up to say "horror reflects the fears of its time, and the scariest thing tomany of the internet and video game generation was technology not working the way it was supposed to. It's human nature to fear and tell warning tales of things that do not seem to make sense, that we cannot understand, and to only be soothed by learning the mechanics behind why things like this happen, such as in the case of missingno, in retrospect making the horror stories seem silly" and everyone's just like ok

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[beemovieerotica]