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~ She/Her ~ 22 ~ 🇵🇸 ~ I am so very tired ~ cleft palate, hard of hearing, and all that ~ACNL dream address: 4D00-01E5-46DF. ~ krbk, im sick of mha, zelda, the occasional animal crossing, tomodachi life, and yeah ~ mainly shitposts and reblogs these days

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

hey man do you mind if i bring my friend Apparition of the Headless Corpse to tonight's smoke sesh? i know he sounds scary but honestly he's a total dope soul once you get past his appearance and also the inhuman shrieking and aura of pure liquid fear which penetrates every fiber of your being

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like after that he's really chill

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[lumsketch]

outfit idea

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday

[postsintoblinkies]

i turned this post into a blinkie

[evilhag-offical]

get your badges and blinkies everyone

[xanaxfarts]

Kiki Smith: 'Constellation' at Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art (1996)

[clown-adjacent]

Having moots is great bc you get exposed to the shenanigans of fandoms you're not even a part of. I am currently watching the opera fandom try to kill Timothee Chalamat.

[javascript-official]

I am sorry I am not very good with bussiness, is it good when the market looks like this.

[javascript-official]

you people have one joke

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY 2025 FINAL ROUND!!!!!

Jonathan Bailey vs Dan & Phil

Jonathan Bailey

Dan & Phil

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY Semi-Finals: Poll 2

Dan & Phil vs Hank Green

Dan & Phil

Hank Green

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[countdown-to-living-the-dream]

counting daily until tomodachi life - living the dream releases:

day 813 (97 days until Spring 2026!!!)

[hopeless-eccentric]

if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it

[hopeless-eccentric]

ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it

instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out

and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis

and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:

weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short

at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat

most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?

anyway thats what id do if i met a genie

[dreemmachine]

just my humble attempt at raging against the machine

[afurioushawk]

I view shonen anime like Catholicism: it's something you grew up with, not something you can get into later in life. I'd probably continue reading/watching the Dragon Ball franchise if they kept making it until I was in the nursing home and will continue to periodically relive the nostalgia, but I would never ever recommend someone who'd never engaged with it as a kid start watching it.

There's only enough time in your life for one trash shonen anime and it's the one you grew up with, whether that's Dragon Ball, Naruto, My Hero Academia, etc.

[countdown-to-living-the-dream]

counting daily until tomodachi life - living the dream releases:

day 745 (165 days until Spring 2026)

[json-derulo]

Just gonna go ahead and put this here since I have a feeling some folks are gonna need the reminder

[direhuman]

How much Bulbasaur fanart do you think exists because someone decided “I’m going to draw every pokemon in order!” and stopped after like a week

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post