Not Feeling It

Salvador, 20, agender, mixed. I'm gay and I'm tired and that's all I've got.

[42believer]

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

[42believer]

the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

[not-a-space-alien]

I found the page and it’s better than I could have even imagined.  apparently lesbians are possessed by male ghosts that cause attracted to women and gay men have female ghosts.  Also this line: 

“Spiritual research has shown that the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”

Part of me wishes it did have a citation 

[not-a-space-alien]

WAIT FUCK THERE”S MORE

Reblog if your homosexuality was a slippery slope to your interest in murder 

[lesbianrustcohle]

@bechdels……………

[timemachineyeah]

Wait, best part about the percent tables above:

100 swear words = 1 murder

[viniter]

if you keep yourself from swearing 10 times you get to bone down in public

[tarajenkins]

I heard Ellen Ripley call the Alien Queen a bitch in 1986 and it made me bisexual

[thomasbukoass]

due to personal reasons im running up that hill

[foxwin]

[chamomile-cannonball]

Because you’re in a European-style church, yo. Christian art depeicts Jesus and the other Biblical figures as whatever the race of the artist/region is. Don’t believe me?

Here’s a Chinese painting of the Baptism of Christ:

Here is a Native American painting of the Nativity:

Here’s a painting of Jesus giving a sermon by a Kenyan artist:

And, lastly, here’s a European painting of Jesus healing the blind:

If you live in a country or region where the culture is primarily European, expect to have that reflected in the art you see.

[official-ginger-kid]

I love this post.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Can confirm. Here in Japan, churches are full of Asian Jesus’.

[warchaplain]

Korean Jesus

[ruaken]

There’s a joke here about the Swoly Spirit but I don’t feel like being struck by lightn

[jesus-said-tetelestai]

Ethiopian depiction of Jesus Christ

Byzantine depiction of Jesus Christ in Constantinople (now modern day Istanbul, Turkey)

[bbyfacefemme-deactivated2022040]

gonna insert my professional black opinion here and say none of you have stepped foot inside of a black baptist church were white jesus is hanging up on the wall and it shows. you all broke your necks to give these examples and did not think of the nuances of this statement coming from a black american woman. the context behind this statement has to do with the imagery of a white savior (who we know isn’t white) in religious spaces where black people congregate. this imagery was used during slavery. our blackness was equated to ‘darkness’ and ‘evil’ and the only way for us to be ‘absolved’ of our inherently ‘evil’ nature was by stripping us of our ancestral practices and forcing us to repent to and obey a great white savior. the image of jesus and angels as white didn’t go away after slavery “ended” in 1865 either. its still veeeery prevalent and a direct product of slavery in america.

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

They were trying so hard to prove a black woman wrong that they couldn’t see themselves turning into boo boo the fuckin fool

[annushorribilis]

[waytoogayforthis]

literally every man in a position of authority who's had a profound impact on my life individually has been diagnosed with cancer in the last 6 months i hate it here

[girlnumbersix]

see i don’t get how people are making her situation a meme when it’s seriously evil

[her-minds-a-mess]

Accept that you’ll sometimes be the bad guy in someone else’s story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[iamacolor]

l’oréal removing words like “whitening” “fairness” “lightening” from the labels of its whitening products amidst global protests against racism instead of removing the products themselves kind of illustrates perfectly how it’s just a branding and marketing game for these big groups instead of an actual concern…

[justsomeantifas]

straight people: we should really congratulate all the folks involved in the stonewall riots

me: sure yeah.

straight people:

me: i don’t know what i was expecting.

[ashlynnbun]

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[maribelmayde]

covid-19 commercials

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[vstheworld]

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

[homemadestrawberryjam]

do you think marx and engels ever explored each other’s bodies

[homemadestrawberryjam]

do you think the people who just committed to fund me at their institution for half a decade to get my phd in sociology would feel differently about their choice if they saw this

[theconcealedweapon]

[casanovabutch]

Which side are you on?

[canarycontessa]

^ this right the fuck here is what i really want people to get about fascism: its a death and more importantly a death-seeking ideology. its not about heritage its not about their civil liberties its not about whatever the fuck they throw up as a smokescreen. its about causing as much destruction as possible to people that aren’t them

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s a link to the story about the hospital.

Here’s a link to the story about the hand sanitizer.

HERE’S A LINK TO THE GOFUNDME FOR THE HAND SANITIZER.

[miranda-mundt-art]

I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life. 

I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me. 

No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot. 

[miranda-mundt-art]

[calder]

AFTER 33 YEARS OF ABUSING POOR PEOPLE FOR SPECTACLE, "COPS" HAS FINALLY BEEN CANCELLED!!!

[kalichnikov]

‘Cops,’ Long-Running Reality Show That Glorified Police, Is Canceled

The show’s 33rd season was expected to premiere on the Paramount Network on June 15.

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