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A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.
There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.
Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!
why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away
turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated
World Heritage Post
Ive known your undertale stuff for ages (even if i didnt follow cuz i wasnt really actively on tumblr at the time) but i recently found you AGAIN bc i finally got into homestuck and im once again flabbergasted by how freaking awesome your art skills are?? Like, your dave art is some of (if not THE) best dave fanart ive seen in canon(adjacent) style, not to mention how awesome ur animation is 😍
(also ur grad film is so badass, i love it)
(also also, do you have a specific headcanon for how Lil Hal would look like as a human/android?)
omgg thank you so much! 😊💕
here are some hals
only the chosen one may draw the sword from the bird
Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh
Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.
bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues
this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!
It's under Visibility, noy Privacy like I assumed at first.
so i finally broke down and watched Kpop Demon Hunters a few days ago and i guess i can officially say ive got FSA brainrot cuz i was listening to This Is What It Sounds Like and got smacked in the face with an AU for the boys and i just.. why is my brain like this; as of right now, theres NO KDH/Zelda crossovers on ao3, so i cant go and read any fics on it, i just gotta make do with the half-formed vibes my mind spat out at me over the course of the song
Like, Vio as a half demon and distancing himself from the other three; Red being kind of in line with Zoey, except maybe less aggressive (totally keeping him slightly passive aggressive tho, that boy did burn Blue a bit while freeing him on purpose, he's not a total cinnamon roll); Green being the leader and the one that keeps the four of them on track towards creating the golden honmoon (kinda Rumi's role, minus the hiding patterns); and Blue being the "wild child" like Mira, except more high-energy in his aggression.
Then Shadow in the roll of Jinu, believing himself to be a demon well beyond saving - not only from what he became a demon over, but also what he's done since in Ganon's (because of course the big bad would be Ganon, who else) employ. Shadow approaches Vio when he sees the others patterns, the two have their arc - and Rumi straight up says she was using Jinu, too, even if she was totally falling for him in the meantime; so it matches pretty well with the canon Vio and Shadow dynamic. Could be Vidow or not, really i think it would work either way.
Im split on whether or not Shadow should die tho. Like, obviously, i dont want my chaos gremlin to die permanently, and he cant exactly just go back to being link's shadow in this au cuz 1. Link dont exist and 2. Shadows a demon, not a.. well. Shadow. So that would mean just kinda turning on Ganon (and the rest of the villain squad, maybe taking the chance to totally kill Vaati for some more manga parallels) and maybe taking a hit for one of the four heroes - Blue, maybe, since i feel Red and Green would be quicker to give him a chance even without self-sacrifice, and obviously it wouldnt be as impactful for the heroes if he tried sacrificing himself for the person he switched sides for.
I dunno, this is really just something im coming up with as im typing this out lol im not even sure if its even coherent or if its just a bunch of word vomit with the vague impression of a story (prolly the latter)
Either way,, id LOVE to read this as a fic; i just wish i had the technical skills to do this idea justice
Ok one thing I've noticed about y'all culturally Christian folks interacting w the Legend of Zelda is that y'all are hard coded to associate divinity = omniscience/omnipresence when that simply isn't true of most religions ever
Y'all assume that bc the Christian God knows all, sees all, is all and can do all that this is a default trait for Gods in general and transpose it onto Din, Nayru, Farore and Hylia, blaming them for things they have no control over. None of the loz goddesses have the ability to see the future, be present all the time, or read minds. In fact, except for Hylia being a vague protector goddess, the Golden Three have very specific domains. But I see a lot of y'all in fandom treat Hylia like a Jesus Christ stand in bc you've not interacted w other religions + haven't examined where your ideas about religion come from and just blindly parrot what you know despite it being completely inappropriate. Hylia was only invented for skyward sword. She hasn't even been in lore a lot and yet I see ppl reference her all over, more than the golden three despite them being a part of the lore for decades. One of the first things we learn about Hylia even is that she dies?? There's like a 3 minute clip explaining most of what we know about her it's not hard
It just displays a real ignorance of religions and an unwillingness to examine biases that cheapens your understanding of the story! Or your ability to interact meaningfully as a fan! It's like if someone decided they were a Star Wars fan but hated space and aliens so they insisted everyone had to be human and it all had to be set on earth. By eschewing one of the foundational pieces of the lore you are losing so much of what makes the story rich and unique!
Bottom line is Hylia ≠ Jesus and The Golden Three ≠ God so stop treating them like that
#I promise I haven't forgot about my loz Shinto post I just had this ready to go first #this epiphany was brought to you by me reading the phrase #“Hylia knows” in replacement for “only God knows” once again #and it clicked #the legend of zelda#linked universe #loz #Hylia #goddess nayru #goddess din #goddess Farore #once again begging westerners to stop and think for one second
somewhere out there, a writer is looking at the anguished keysmash and string of emojis you left on their fics and smiling. somewhere out there, somebody's shitty day has been made a teensy bit brighter because of you said you want them to update their writing. somebody who's feeling insecure about their story is sitting down to write a few more paragraphs because you said you loved their style.
you may have left a detailed paragraph about the structure of their sentences and their usage of extended metaphors. you may have also left a "COMPLETE PERFECTION. PLEASE WRITE MORE I NEED IT". we love you and need your validation more than oxygen nonetheless. 🫵 go comment on somebody's fic
With October and all its fanfic prompt lists just around the corner, I, as a fan of oneshots, want to beg anyone posting to AO3 to please post your works individually and not cram the whole month into one big multichapter work.
Anthologies of short fics on AO3 cause huge obnoxious hurdles for anyone wanting to find or avoid works like yours, and also muck up the numbers for anyone doing a stats dive.
Anything real that someone might try to accomplish with an anthology can be better accomplished with a series or with tags.
Teal deer: I want to read your promptober fics. Post them as fics and not as fake chapters so I can find them and read them.
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Here's the nitty gritty.
Anthologized works cannot be filtered for word or chapter counts:
I like to read fic under 5k, so I do this:
Someone else likes longfic, so they do this:
Only people who do NOT want to see oneshots will see your oneshots.
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All tags on anthologies cannot be trusted and must be assumed to be inaccurate:
This is true of literally every tag on an anthology, including fandoms, ships, categories (m/m, f/f, etc.), and archive warnings. I want to read Cleric Beast/Hunter vivisection fic. Someone else wants to read Cleric Beast/Hunter fic and is squicked out by vivisection. Your anthology features a Cleric Beast/Hunter coffee shop date fic and a Sam/Dean vivisection fic, and therefore carries both tags. I find a coffee shop fic I don't care to read, and the other person never finds the Cleric Beast/Hunter coffee shop date fic of their dreams because they're filtering out vivisection. Mad lib that example with literally any combination of tags and it's the same. Only people who do not want to read the anthologized fics will find them. (PS the tag for Cleric Beast/Hunter doesn't exist, I should get on that)
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Anthologies throw false positives for crossovers:
According to AO3's search filter, a crossover is any work which carries tags for more than one distinct fandom. In our example above, Bloodborne and SPN fics were anthologized together. Neither fic is a crossover, but the anthology will be removed from searches that exclude crossovers, and will spam the search results of anyone looking specifically for Bloodborne or SPN crossovers.
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The ratings on anthologies cannot be trusted:
An anthology must be labeled for the highest rated fic it contains. If you anthologize porn without plot or ultra graphic vivisection in the same work as as tooth rotting fluff, the whole thing will have to be labelled as explicit (or unrated). People looking for explicit work will find the the G rated fluff, people looking for G rated fluff will filter it out because it's erroneously labeled as explicit. Only the people who do not want to read the work will find it. Are we noticing the pattern here?
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To break the pattern a bit:
Individually posted short works belong on the archive.
Archive of Our Own is aptly named, it's an archive. It is designed to house fanworks, all fanworks, no matter how small, and the search function is designed to make those fanworks easy to find and sort. You are not "spamming" by archiving any quantity of correctly labeled archive materials. If someone clicks on a tag and sees a front page full of your works and decides they hate you, they can just filter out your username or change the sort criteria. But chances are they'll go "sweet, twenty new works for the thing I searched for!"
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Anthologies muck up the statistics.
I do a fair bit of searching AO3 to grab numbers rather than to find fics to read. For these numbers to have any meaning, we have to assume that the fics that show up in the searches are correctly labeled.
If I run two searches like this, I can say that these characters have about the same amount of fic. But anecdotally, Elden Ring oneshots are anthologized more often than Silmarillion oneshots. Perhaps there are actually more Ranni fics on AO3 than Turin fics, and they're lumped together and hidden from the site stats while more of the Turin fics are being counted individually.
If I wanted to dig deeper and crunch some numbers, the problem would intensify. What if I wanted to scrape all the metadata and say there were so many millions of words of Ranni fic? If I wanted that to be accurate, I'd have to manually go through nearly one thousand works to exclude the "chapters" that aren't fics with Ranni in them and have been falsely included in the Ranni tag.
And all this assumes that an anthology tagged "Ranni the Witch (Elden Ring)" even has Ranni in it at all. Overtagging is always an issue, but anthologies are often tagged for future fics the author intends to write and include in the figure; not even trace of nuts tagging or tagging, but literally tagging a fic that does not exist. (I see this with highly specific kink tags on kinktober fill anthologies often enough that it's a personal pet peeve in addition to a data accuracy pet peeve).
From another angle, is the sidebar for the Elden Ring tag that reports 2200 slash fics to 760 femslash fics accurate? Is it safe to assume that slash is anthologized at the same rate as femslash in the Elden Ring fandom? I've seen anthologies with "chapter" counts in the hundreds, how different would the sidebar look if all those fics were accurately labeled?
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But Osterby, what if someone wants to subscribe to my kinktober fills but not my other work?
Put it in a series.
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What if someone doesn't want to see my coffee shop AU fic while scrolling through my profile which is primarily vivisection kink fic?
Thanks for thinking of me! I'll filter out the coffee shop AU tag, or I'll scroll through your vivisection kink series.
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How will people know what order to read my loosely connected oneshots in?
That's what a series is for.
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How will someone find all my works with the same OC/setting/kink/trope/fandom?
Series. Or tags. You can give your own OCs and AU settings their own custom tags.
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How will someone subscribe to my kinktober fills if they're not all in the same work?
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What if someone doesn't want to filter and still hates my works?
Skill issue. On their part. Don't prioritize haters over both your intended audience and over people who want to filter out 99% of your work but still want to read that one Cleric Beast/Hunter coffee shop fic. And also you should block haters, not try grovel to them.
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What if I want to bury a fic between other stuff and make it harder to find?
Try minimal tagging, nonspecific tags, empty or uninformative summary, and archive locking.
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If you've stuck with me this long, I've probably convinced you to at least look into the series function.
To create a new series, just make up the name for it while posting (or editing) a fic. It's a ticky box under "associations", right above the "this work has multiple chapters" ticky.
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And if you need more convincing, a series will allow your readers to leave kudos on each of your fics. Wouldn't it be nice to get 31 kudos from me instead of just one? Pretty please let me kudos each of your shorts as I read through your entire bibliography in one go.
Suggestion: If you don't want to fill up your Works page with a million tiny prompt fills, create a new pseudonym specifically for stuff you would otherwise drop in an anthology! username_promptfics or something. Post the first in the series under your regular pseud too so people can see it, and then tidy the rest away out of sight.
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it
vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?
so im working on practicing my bookbinding (leveling up from spiral binding to leatherbound bc i have a bunch of leather left over from an unrelated project) and i decided that since the Alterity fics by serbii have been living rent free in my head since i found them, they should have a spot of honor on my shelf.
im also using it as a challenge to master working with Scribus instead of LibreOffice, and wow is this a learning curve (almost mistyped that as curse, which while accurate, isnt what i was going for lol)
@toyouhellohowareyou thanks for all the pain and laughter you've caused me with this masterpiece of a series. (and the same goes for Constellate, lets be honest. I still vibrate with excitement when i see a new chapter up for any of them)
if we make four tiny and give him a nail we could theoretically put him in hollow knight
this idea is going to hijack my brain now until i write it, thanks.