utter chaos

19, British. My tears for fictional characters fuel the oceans which keep the many ships afloat in the harbour that is my heart. Aka I cry over a lot of things and it's a good thing I'm not a poet. (I was once proud of this bio, and now it makes me cringe. Unfortunately I can't be bothered to think of anything witty to change it)

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023]

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

[prideprejudce]

alright disney,,,,,,if yall are really going to be going on some ‘live action remake of all our old cartoon movies spree’ then listen up,,,,,atlantis. do you hear me?atlantis the lost empire (2001). diverse cast. strong plot. good moral lessons that kids will understand. everything. no more cinderella no more snow white no more sleeping blondie. a t l a n t i s

[nekosol]

If I get to see the giant lobster break their submarine in top quality cgi I am literally gonna die

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[sebastiansstan]

Canada had sex with America, and then they made the two of them and they’re twins. And both of them tried to eat each other in the womb, but they didn’t. They survived. And because of the trauma, they both became actors. - Jake Gyllenhaal

[isitsohardtobenice]

HOW PURE IS THAT???!!

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Dylan O’Brien on set of “American Assassin.”

[theforcesource]

John talking about his favourite Star Wars scene

[msmarvel]

#same

[micdotcom]

Watch: This guy built Thor’s hammer IRL, that only he can lift.

[laughterbynight]

A+ THAT IS HOW YOU FUCK WITH PEOPLE

[amell-daily]

[justatiredlesbian]

The ‘Wonder Woman’ Cast Respond To Internet Trolls

[blood-in-the-moonlight-deactiva]

why are people mean to Steve Buscemi?  People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face.  Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you.  Steve Buscemi is really nice.  He does volunteer work.  He used be a firefighter.  He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding.  There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

steve buscemi was piloting his own helicopter and airlifting people out of hurricane katrina’s aftermath before the national guard even showed up he’s such a good dude

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Always reblog for good guy Steve Buscemi.

[viergacht]

immediately after the 9/11 terrorist attacks on New York in September 2001 Buscemi returned to Engine Co. 55 and spent several days working lengthy shifts with other FDNY firefighters (without publicity), helping to sift through the rubble of the destroyed World Trade Center:

[knjhufdjkfbashj-deactivated2018]

i’m so sorry

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[commandtrek]

[ruinedchildhood]