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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@waywordwriter
hi i’m curious about something so please reply or reblog and tell me which number best applies to you
1 - i exclusively use tumblr on mobile
2 - i mostly use tumblr on mobile, but sometimes desktop
3 - i use tumblr equally on both mobile and desktop
4 - i mostly use tumblr on desktop, but sometimes mobile
5 - i exclusively use tumblr on desktop
i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,
I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you
*sobs*
stop asking about my dad
The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...
how come it took someone saying 'maybe youre allergic' to make me realize ginger beer isnt supposed to be spicy and make you sneeze and cough and cum and cry
ginger beer is definitely supposed to be spicy
...right? Ginger has always been spicy hasn't it???
got some news for ya bud
You don’t check the fridge multiple times to find new food, you check to see if your standards have dropped enough to eat what’s available.
Nah I just forget what’s in there
OP did not account for tumblr minds
Ramadan Mubarak everyone, let's get started
my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................
she
now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........
“May I?” “You may.”
I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition
Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS
Commencing Reboot…..
…..Reboot complete. New features:
Simple zest for life.
Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!
my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries
idk what happened at tumblr hq recently, but whoever’s running the show now really has their fingers on the pulse of tumblr’s userbase in a way they haven’t had for the past few years
now if you’ll excuse me, i must get back to my crabs
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
wastes crazy amounts of space and water
soul-crushingly boring
extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
easy to get into, but difficult to master
cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
This guy is my favourite
Ya gotta show him off
