all these nights are a blur

Seth | 28 | NYC mostly active on my sunny side blog | @charmac

[wclfcola]

Rainbat -> wclfcola

I have given in to Sunny being my life now. Sorry

[segamascott]

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscopy universe -> monostrophe

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[enki2]

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[universtellar]

TORCHWOOD 2x5 Adam

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[slunch]

[achillesinhighheels]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[orphan55]

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

[dykemurdoc]

Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). He’s so excited to see what the 2020s have to offer— we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D

His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy

Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬

The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing

He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses

People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they don’t want to be politically incorrect, but he’s mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name

[laurbyboom]

[qqchurch]

[hsm2]

The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000)