Hello there

Do I have a life? No, neither do you though

[artofdisneyfairies]

Illustration by Casey Robin

[we-do-bones-mothertrucker]

FINISHED THIS MONSTROSITY.

Much thanks to those who uploaded pictures and footage of this season of PARF.

[we-do-bones-mothertrucker]

One day I'll know peace and that day will be when places stop actively trying to smother the joy and creativity of people.

[navpike]

ally “bit generator” beardsley adopts another npc, more at 11

[liar-frumpy-wrong]

Hello 👋 this is Montgomery lamontgommery 🌲🍀adventurer🐻🐗 of 😷🤕😷🤧 gath 🥴🫠😶‍🌫️ I’m stranded 🧶🪢 here at [coordinates] 😮‍💨😓 this message 💌 is for comfrey macleod ☁️ IM 😰😥🫣 SCARED😰🤢😨😵‍💫 IM 😫🥺😭SO 😵🤧🫠SCARED 😱🫢🫨🤢😭🥺 I- I- I found your power ⚡️💡🌩️ station 🔋⚡️💡🚎🛰️🚙 at Ramansuuuuuuuu😭🥺😫😖😭🥺😰😥😭😫🥺 And I- I saw that “Montgomery 🐻🌲🏕️knows the way 🛣️🚦🚸🚏🚐🚴” I’m Montgomery🐻🦖🌸🦋🐐, but I cannot 🛑✋👎🚫⛔️find the way 😭🥺😫😰😖😥👎🚙🛣️😫 I’m on your old 👵📜🏚️ ship 🗝️🚢🛶🛳️⛵️ with a weak crew 👊🦾✨🐀🔫 they were the weakest😪🤧😷🤕😴 people I could find 😭😖😫 there’s one named Maxwell 🤵‍♂️🥸🕺gotch 👊💰🤑with the tiniest fists😈🤏👊🤜 😇OW 😖😫🤕sorry 🥺😭I’ve been bitten 🦷😬by a crab 🦀🐚🦞I have to pee💦😭🥺😫, I haven’t eaten🍔🍖🦀 comfrey ☁️🌦️🫵find me 😫😭🥺😖I have to peeeeeeeee 💦😫🥺💦🫛🫣😔I have to peeeeeeeee 😭😰😥😖😫🤢🫛💦🌊💧

[magicaleraser94]

The difference between the crew's treatment of Olethra and Maxwell is so funny to me

Inspired by this post by @littlemortalme

[vincenzonova]

I cannot get this scene out of my head That little T-Rex doesn't know what the fuck's going on!

(づ˶•༝•˶)づ ~~ Patreon!

[caitmayart]

AHHHHHH YESSSSSSS

[fantasysoupbowl]

my favorite 80 year old baby girl

[sincibee]

“Hope ya find what you’re looking for!!”

[bug4932]

[dajo42]

Visit Original Link

http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

[defboyardee-deactivated20150318]

[carrot-gallery]

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[starlightgakuen]

[yuramectoo]

Me as a mom

[lord-dio-official]

She fucking flash stepped her way to the store lmao

[loremerchant]

Advanced tech

[agibufuziogaru]

Ashura Senku

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[abigboysblog]

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

[severalowls]

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

[roseyturtles]

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

[confettipetti-deactivated201911]

“ Someday I’ll find the one The trees in the wind will lead the way All of these years alone They flew right by, so what can you say? ”

I binged watched Carole and Tuesday and adored it so I had to squeeze a Cindy x Tiana AU out of it! I kind of want to be brave and turn these into GIFS but I’m not sure, Tiana turned out good but I can’t quite work out how to fix Cindy, any ideas?

[hellotailor]

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct