Kay🌻

A ray of fucking sunshine ☀️

[quotefeeling]

“You’re seeking something, but at the same time, you are running away for all you’re worth.”

— Haruki Murakami

[anxiety-will-never-hurt-you]

One day you’re going to be happy you made it through this.

[launix-blog]

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

[waluiqi]

i think im so stressed to the point where i dont even feel stressed anymore im just waiting for everything to collapse in on itself and i stopped caring

[notlikethemoviess]

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[thebootydiaries]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I've met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[cute-animals-only]

[scavengedluxury]

[thebootydiaries]

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

[livinlegend]

BRITNEY.

[flosstbh]

she just gets it 

[sandersstudies]

Texting drunk husband is an experience.

[sandersstudies]

Important update folks

[sandersstudies]

I’m dying his friend just texted me like “I’m making him drink water” and then my husband texted in perfect English “No water.”

[sandersstudies]

Thanks babe

[kat-astro-phy]

I want what these bitches have

[kingjaffejoffer]

[i-love-jazz-deactivated20180418]