Hi

Emma 22 sometimes online

[wearenot1995]

Welcome back to life

[little-tunny]

revisiting some characters I made in highschool.

Sponge Monsters turn into real monsters when you put them in water!!

[ghost-roads]

has this been done yet

[sosuperawesome]

Snake Figurines, Ornaments and Pendants, by Abigail Lorincz on Etsy

[farawaythoughts]

@wheremyscalesslither @i-m-snek

[i-m-snek]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hannibalthekingsnake]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Up your game this year, OP.

[wingscanspeak]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

[northeastartist]

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

[ultrafacts]

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[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[wearenot1995]

Happy Halloween

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[wearenot1995]

Cutie

[diaryofaborderlineman]

Me: I love you

Me: but also fuck you

[bpd-scarecrow]

anyone: talks to me slightly differently than usual

me: hm. you hate me and dislike me being around don’t you?

[diaryofaborderlineman]

someone: “I’m not leaving you. I’m not like the others.”

me: “Bet.”

[makeuphall]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When a movie character has blood drip from their nose, we automatically know they are dying of something horrible, when blood drips from my nose, I have a bloody nose.

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peter Pan is actually the Angel of Death who guides the children’s souls to heaven. That’s why they never grow up.