Yo.

You look better than good. You look like a weatherman!

[weatherdoofus]

I forgot that Tumblr exists.

Hello Tumblr.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[weatherdoofus]

It took all I had not to dump the entire container of cool whip on that glorious wedge of texturally confusing joy.

[depsidase]

[megpie71]

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Forest/8877/

last modified 2006-07-20 02:44:48

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[thedankmemes]

[fionatienealas-deactivated20220]

[massmirage]

[retroactivebakeries]

#hes chanting that to himself

[jimbo1312]

URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM

[valiantfoxdinosaur]

we have food at home

[nextworldover]

uranium at home:

[rudjedet]

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

[wine-dark-sea]

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

[teaboot]

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

[ophilosoraptoro]

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

[rudjedet]

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

[interstellar-lamb-deactivated20]

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

[tessas-ratblog]

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

*GETS you*

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[massmirage]

[retroactivebakeries]

#hes chanting that to himself

[jimbo1312]

URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM

[valiantfoxdinosaur]

we have food at home

[nextworldover]

uranium at home:

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[headspace-hotel]

I've been reading facts on Wikipedia again, and i'm overcome with the need to terrify non-Americans with the most underrated Terrifying American Thing: TORNADOES

Due to a quirk of mountain and ocean placement, the east-central United States has a higher number of tornadoes (particularly exceptionally strong tornadoes) than any other place on Earth.

And they're so fucking scary oh my God

[headspace-hotel]

Reasons tornadoes are So Fucking Scary:

they can form really suddenly and move really fast, so you have like a few minutes of warning when one happens

their behavior is arbitrary and unpredictable. They can obliterate your house and leave your neighbor's house untouched

the most powerful tornadoes are so strong that it's nearly impossible to even measure them because measuring equipment is straight up obliterated in those conditions, but they've been known to exceed 480 km/h wind speeds.

please just read this wiki article it's the scariest fucking thing ever

like with F5 tornadoes you'll see a lot of stuff about trucks, SUVs, furniture, appliances from homes like refrigerators etc being "lost/missing" and you may think to yourself "how does something that large just get 'lost' surely there's a better description of what happened"

and well. the above article does provide the 'better' description. And it's "granulated."

As in, "debris from many of the obliterated homes was finely granulated."

[lavender-jedi]

As a born and bred Alabamian, reading this is very funny when you're so desensitized to them that when you're woken up at 3 am by the sirens theres a very good chance you'll be like "if its my time its my time" and go right tf back to sleep

[headspace-hotel]

I mean I've been there but I contain multitudes okay

[txttletale]

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

[sexhaver]

[crazyatblay]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[carillonghorn]