What was I saying?

she/it

[depsidase]

[gloryofdawn]

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

let’s beach

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

these never got posted here

[kirikomamura]

[winged-void]

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelerations to undergo

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[hkdmz]

(Xユーザーのshio manekiさん: 「https://t.co/TxnC2ofJMy」 / Xから)

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

she seems familiar I wonder where I’ve seen her before

[ragdoll-ruins]

'spicebreaking', as i'd like to call it, is a real and severely underrated kink and i am going to pioneer it. we need to start forcefeeding these poor poor ignorant girls the hottest spiciest foods we can find on the menus of every kind of restaurant we can find until theyre sobbing and weak and their eyes are flush red and they're grabbing onto you for any comfort and begging for you to get them water or milk or anything (and theyre completely unable to fight back) for hours after . and then keep doing that on a regular basis until they can start to take it.

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

this post resulted in multiple violent threats

[bgm05]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[boringkate]

Trying to get a girlfriend on a budget? Get a boyfriend and then force feminize them into being your girlfriend. That's called upcycling. It's good for the environment.

[goldcanillust]

-Wait a minute..

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[noelle-ism]

Phallic Vulnerability

theorizing a new discourse around trans women’s. those.

the new Halimede essay is a really good read. so far my favorite part is one of her source hyperlinks being to a tweet of art of her being lesbian pregnant