vague screaming

A mess™ // ellie f1 (44/16/81)/aftg/atla/or whatever my new obsession is

[sheisraging]

yes good.

[mythmagicetc]

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

[insomniac-arrest]

"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors" WRONG god gives his toughest battles to mice who use sewing needles for swords and perhaps a spattering of spunky children

[insomniac-arrest]

did all that shit AND he's a mouse

[insomniac-arrest]

did all that shit AND she's got kids at home

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[yakkowakkodot]

Reminder as we approach Pride Season

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[elodieunderglass]

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dreamingnemleria]

[chewing-on-lead]

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[mrsbartlesby]

The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.

[imsodishy]

does his fine plumage impress you?

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[notasapleasure]

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.