Wedgies and more, nerds galore!

Welcome to my blog! I'm Tales (They/Them) and I'm here to write random NSFW at your request! Check the pinned post for the rules before submitting, and be excellent to each other!

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Rules for Requests!

So, I'm going to be accepting asks for dribbles, drabbles and trabbles, basically writing for 50 to 300 words or so. Don't expect any more than that, or any RPs for that matter. I'm going to take these at a slow pace, so no more than one per day, tops. Here are the ground rules before you ask:

First off, all characters are depicted as 18+, just getting that out of the way. Any characters I write have been aged up and are adults.

Second, make sure to select at least one character from the following list, and all characters must be from a fandom listed. If a character or fandom is not on this list, you can ask me to add them.

Third, note the nos as far as kinks, as asks involving any nos will be denied. If a request is denied for a kink not listed, I will make a post to clarify but not mention anyone directly.

Lastly, try to phrase your ask one of two ways; either a direct question for one of the characters or a short and sweet pitch for a little story.

Examples of good asks:

"Rocket, what's the most embarrassing wedgie you've ever gotten?"

"Moxxie, do you ever do drag with Blitzo and Stolas?"

"A story about Undyne and Alphys trying bondage for the first time"

"Would you consider adding Liquiir to the character lists?"

General Fandoms:

Marvel, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Zootopia, Undertale, Deltarune, Smash Bros, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dragon Ball

Character Lists:

Nerds and Bullies list

Tops, Bottoms and Femboys list

Kinks:

Yes: Wedgies, humiliation, public exposure, spanking, femboys, futa, chastity, non-con

No: Scat, gore, vore, or anything involving minors

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A question for Blitzo: Who's the bigger nerd, Moxxie or Stolas?

"Hmmm, that's a toughie!" the imp said, scratching his bulbous head. "On the one hand, Stolas is definitely a nerd. He's a bookworm, a goof, and he even gets off on getting wedgied!" he laughed.

Blitzo thought some more. "On the other hand, though, I think it's gotta be Moxxie. He wears the dorkiest tighty whities, the whole office bullies him including his wife from time to time, and with a dick that tiny? He's certainly not a jock! I gotta give it to him~"

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Rocket how did you meet lylla?

The raccoon hesitates a moment, taking a deep breath as he gathers himself. "We met on Halfworld. Our cages were next to each other, with Wal Rus on my right and Blackjack on her left."

He sighed. "The four of us were pretty good friends before I escaped. After that, things sorta fell apart for us, but they've been getting a lot better lately."

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For my favorite wolf, Wolf O'Donnell~

Have you ever wanted to capture Fox and brainwash him into a femboy pet for you? Maybe put him in a maid outfit?

"Heh, I'd hardly need brainwashing to turn that slutty pup into my pet~" Wolf sneered. "Between Krystal and Falco, it's pretty clear he's a total sub! Not to mention that time he popped a boner while I was givin' him a wedgie~"

He laughed. "As for turning him into a femboy maid, well, if that specific fantasy wasn't in my head before your little letter, let's just say Fox better learn how to use a feather duster before I see him next!"

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Dear Nick Wilde, who's the biggest on the force?

"Ooh, well, to be honest, it's Bogo~" Nick giggled, blushing a little. "I know, I know, he acts like he's compensating for something, but he's actually huge down there~! But I can't make it sound like he's the only one..."

The femboy fox thought for a second. "Well, the next biggest is probably McHorn. That rhino is almost as big as the boss! Higgins is pretty big too, most hippos are. Wolfard and Fangmeyer aren't small either, but for a shorter guy like me they're a much more manageable size, if you catch my drift~"

He blushes. "Oh, but I suppose it's getting a bit obvious, huh? Yeah, Clawhauser and I are the smallest. There's no shame in it, especially for a pair of bottoms like us, but between you and me..." he said, leaning in. "He's actually a bit smaller than me~! Pretty embarrassing for a guy twice my height, hehe!"

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Hi there! Can I ask if Husk has any crushes at the Hotel?

"Hmph. Guess it's not up to me now, is it?" Husk grunts. "Stupid legally binding contracts..." He scratches his head. "Well, if I'm being honest, I guess I don't find Angel totally disgusting. Like, he's got nice legs and a pretty big chest for a guy, but man, could he stand to tone down the sluttiness."

"That femboy spider flirts with damn near anyone and everyone, and he's so fucking loud about it. If he could dial it back I might actually take him up on his many, many offers, though... but you better not tell him about this!"

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Peter (Spider-Man): when was the last time you got a wedgie from Wade (Deadpool)?

The nerdy spider-themed hero sighed. "Last week... and it was so humiliating! The jerk somehow managed to skewer my undies on one of his katanas!"

Peter shuddered. "I was glad he didn't stab me by mistake, but I swear that lunatic did it on purpose... especially since he also got the sword stuck in the side of a wall. I was lucky to get down before the cops could get me!"

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Peter (Quill): are there any differences between giving a wedgie to a raccoon and a human? And what is the most unique alien species you gave a wedgie to?

Peter Quill smirked. "Well, that's easy! The main difference between bullying Rocket and humanoids is that he's a lot smaller. Aside from his ass, at least~" He chuckled. "He's small enough for me to bounce him by his briefs to my heart's content! Not to mention spinning him around by the waistband or leaving him strung up on a coat rack~" "As for the most unique alien..." he mused. "Probably this one guy that looked like a purple and orange squid. He had so many legs it was difficult to figure out where to yank!"

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Know any nerds living their life as a nice wedgie flag?

So, for starters, I wanna say I'm sorry to you and many others for not getting back to this blog for so long! Deepest apologies to all. I'll try to answer as many asks as I can these next couple of weeks.

Secondly, I hate to disappoint you, but I'm only taking asks for specific characters. Please check the list of nerds if you want to ask about one or even several if you'd like!

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Hey Sans what was the last wedgie you got?

"aw jeez, i don't think i've gotten one in a while, pal."

The skeleton shrugged nonchalantly, his typical apathetic attitude unshaken even by such an embarrassing question.

"tell you what, i'll let you in on a couple of 'em. one was when papyrus got fed up with me sleeping in front of the fridge, so he grabbed my undies and lifted me out of the way," Sans winked. "joke's on him. the coat rack he hung my briefs on was just the right height for another nap."

His smile remained ever present as he continued. "another time, undyne was arguing with someone over how high she could chuck a shot put straight up, and grabbed my tighty whities by mistake. tossed me so high i didn't come down for hours. but as for the most recent time, well, i was just putting my undies on and pulled a little hard."

He shrugged. "what can i say? i'm a natural."

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Rocket how did you and blackjack first become intimate?

The raccoon rolled his eyes. "Well, that depends on your definition."

"I am Groot?" his tree-like friend asked.

Rocket sighed. "See, the first time, if you can call it that, was back when we were more frenemies, and not mutual bullies. It was after a job we pulled that made us a flark-ton of units. We spent a third of them on booze that night, one thing led to another, and the next thing we knew, we were walking up hungover and sore in the same bed. We agreed never to talk about it, but apparently these questions are legally binding or whatever, so they're."

The guardian blushed. "But if you meant like, close and romantic or whatever, then it was after we'd been thrown in the same jail cell. By then, everyone knew we were a couple of nerds, so all the other prisoners bullied us all day. We couldn't rely on anyone but each other, so we ended up taking care of each other."

He shifted in his chair awkwardly. "Well, all that time spent pulling shreds of undies out of each other's asses caused some pretty hard-to-ignore tension, and one night, we finally acted on it, real romantical and all that. Of course, when I woke up Jack had escaped without me, but hey, it only took me another two days in there to figure out an escape plan of my own, so fair's fair."

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What was the worst wedgie you ever got asgore?

"O-oh, my, well..." the goat trailed off, awkwardly tugging at the collar of his Hawaiian shirt.

"I, ahem, got a couple back when I was still under Gerson's tutelage, and a few more recently, but the worst? Oh dear... it was definitely the one Tori gave me after my last rejection on the surface. She finally got fed up with my attempts to win her back, it seems."

Asgore blushed, laughing a little at his own expense. "She yanked my tighty whities over my head until my horns were poking holes in them! I looked ridiculous, but to make matters worse, she quite literally lit a fire under my a- I mean, my rear." The monster rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Had me running to the fountain to put out my tail."

"But the strangest part," he said, "was that after that, my briefs suddenly pulled themselves upwards on their own! Some kind of blue light tugged them, and me along with them, to the top of the Hometown flagpole! I don't know who or what caused that, but it took an hour to get me down from there!" Asgore smiled shamefully. "But I count myself lucky my undies could withstand all my weight for that time, at least..."

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Wolf, do you ever put Fox in his place and make him submit to your superiority? Anything like making him acknowledge that you're the better pilot or anything like that after you capture him?

The leader of Star Wolf chuckled slyly. "'bout time someone thought to ask the best bully in the star system a question."

He leaned back in his chair. "The short answer is, yes, of course I do, but that isn't what you're here for now, is it?" he grinned a toothy grin. "Back when we were trainees together, I taught that dorky fox a lesson or two, but it seems that didn't stick. Now that we're archrivals in the air, and he's famous for shooting me down, I make sure anytime I catch him he remembers who the real best pilot from Corneria is~"

Wolf leaned forward. "I've found that all it takes is a good atomic to get him to beg for mercy, but as much fun as it is to yank those nerdy briefs of his, it's even better to give that loser McCloud a swirly! Dunking his head in and out until he admits that I'm the best...! Nothing beats that!"

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Apologies for the wait

But it'll have to last a bit longer. I've been very busy lately and will continue to be for another couple weeks. Please don't be afraid to send new asks, though, as I promise to get back to them before September ends!

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Hey, Bill, have you ever given Legosi a wedgie?

"Oh, plenty of times~" Bill chuckled. "That dorky wolf has it coming!"

"He's always saying not to pick on the weak, so I decided to pick on him!" the tiger sneered. "After all, he should be plenty strong, but that nerd didn't even fight back when I yanked his tighty whities over his head~!"

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Who bullies Lucario and MewTwo?

"Me, of course!" Incineroar yelled. "Who else but the roughest, toughest, baddest wrestler in the world could bully the likes of them?!"

The big cat laughed. "Not only do I have the type advantage, I'm way bigger, buffer and more brutal than those two dorks. I've given them wedgies for all to see~"

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Tails, does Sonic and Silver ever bully you?

"Sonic would never!" Tails said indignantly. "He may like to joke around, but he would never bully me aside from the occasional tug on my underwear!"

The fox thought for a moment. "Silver... only once, when I was making fun of his bad score on a history test. He picked me up by the waistband with his powers and spun me like a carousel!"

He giggled. "Still, it was worth it. I mean, a time traveler flunking history?"