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he is INSANE
You enter a bar. The friendly barkeep gives you a knowing glance and leans in conspiratorially. āWhat ho, weary traveler! I hear tell youāre seeking information. I may have the information you seek, but - perchance you have something that might jog my memory?ā
Do you:
Offer coin
Offer catnip
Offer a good head scratch
Hang head sadly and walk away
āYou charlatan! I will have the information by force!ā
āGasp! You ruffian! You cur! Have at thee!ā
āPurr... purr....ā
Zounds! Your head scratches have rendered the friendly barkeep catatonic!! She falls asleep on the bar, purring noisily and drooling on everything. Perhaps it is but a cat nap, or perhaps you should continue on your journey, and come back another time...
Do you:
Wait patiently for the friendly barkeep to awaken
Gently rouse the friendly barkeep from her slumber
Go on your way
Air horn
By the time the friendly barkeep awakens, day has turned to night, but your patience is rewarded!
āThat fine nap and those good good head scratches have refreshed my memory!ā she shrills, her eyes glowing in the darkness of the now otherwise abandoned bar. āThe information you seek is thus: Sonic the hedgehogās full, legal name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Itās on his birth certificate. Whatās that? Thatās not the information you sought? Well, perhaps you can find a use for it!ā
āLeave me now, fine traveler, for it is the time for me to do parkour and knock over household objects.ā
CONGRATULATIONS! You reached the GOOD END of this episode of DUNGEONS AND PUPPY.
hey yāall one of my fav black woman nail techsĀ woke up to her shop being shot up and now she has to pay to replace all of the glass in the front of her shop out of pocket. if you have it on you could you please consider sending her a couple dollars to help ease the burden of this unexpected expense? her cashapp is https://cash.app/$graffitichick and her venmo is https://venmo.com/lauren-boyd-25.
Animals sketched in little waistcoats make me feel every emotion
The sadness and anger are just longing for Frog and Toad or Redwall to be real so I can just fuck off and be a weasel in a cute little dress somewhere.
I donāt want to participate in late-stage capitalism I want to be a vole dressed like a hobbit how hard is this to understand.
why donāt you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe youāll calm down buddy
So someone pointed out to me recently that in a few years, maybe a few decades, the history of the us during covid is probably going to get twisted. The fact that we all had to make and wear cloth masks is going to be hailed as a symbol of how we ā"came together as a nationāāā or whatever the fuck propaganda spin they try to put on it.
So I just want to say, for the record, the time of the corona virus pandemic was not a time when america came together.
This was a time when people hoarded toilet paper and sanitizing supplies either for themselves or to sell at absurd prices to the desperate people who didnāt get to the store soon enough during the shortages
This was a time when scared parents were sending their kids to finish school in the spring in plastic trash bags because they couldnāt think of any other way to possibly keep their families safe
This was a time when grocery store and retail and service workers were forced to keep working whether they wanted to risk their health or not because they couldnāt make rent otherwise and the people with enough privilege to have remote jobs tried to repay them with applause instead of fair wages
This was a time when nurses had the hold the hands of multiple dying people every day as their families watched their loved ones die over a video call because the hospital couldnāt risk having visitors
This was a time when city governments had to handle so many eviction hearings that they rented out convention centers and called in the national guard instead of doing a rent freeze to stop predatory landlords
This was a time when racism and police brutality were so unbearably horrible that people protested in the streets for months even though there was a god damn pandemic that our federal government wasnāt doing shit to stop and the cops were so mad that they were being asked to stop beating up black people that they were beating up everyone
This was a time when schools being forced to reopen in the fall or lose their federal funding had to draft templates for letters if a teacher or a staff person or a fucking child died from exposure to corona at school
This was a time when the president of the United states demanded that the cdc stop releasing data about all the people who were dying because of the warnings he ignored for months were making him look bad
This was a time when some state governments didnāt mandate masks and forced businesses to reopen because they didnāt want to pay unemployment to people trying to stay safe at home anymore
This was a time when Jeff Bezos was on track to be a fucking trillionare because everyone was ordering things on amazon instead of going to the store and the people he worked to death to get it didnāt see a single cent of it
This was a time when instead of providing homeless people with housing, we painted boxes on the ground to show homeless people how far away the had to be on the street to maintain social distancing
We did not come together to make cloth masks. Cloth masks represent nothing less than the absolute and utter failure of a nationās government to inform and protect its citizens
This was not a time when we came together. This was a time when we survived, and not all of us made it.
This was a time when people casually talked about how many human lives the economy was worth without considering the evil that had just come out of their mouths.
This was a time when thousands of us died for profit and the ego of a cheating narcissists con man who scammed his way into the white house
This was a time that we survived. Most of us tried to do the right thing, stay home, limit trips to the store and socializing, wear a mask. And still, so many of us were lost. Thousands every day.
But that wasnāt a good enough reason for some people, for those among us who were too selfish to recognize the responsibilities we have toward one another as human beings.
This was not a time that we came together
This was a time that we survived
Not all of us made it
And those of us who did survive will never forget the evil we saw daily in our politicians and those around us
I wish ppl would give a shit abt the fact that to stimulus check excludes adult dependants, like imagine everyone (theoretically) getting money except you, who are specifically excluded bc ppl think you're useless and a burden, and ppl kinda just shrug it off. 50 yrs from now ppl are gonna discuss that in history texts and see it for what it is
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I rediscovered a pre-vegetarian favorite by happening to have all of the necessary on hand.
Quorn Meatless Chicken Pieces and sugar snap peas, cooked in a bit of butter and a goodly amount of honey and sriracha with a dah of salt. Atop basmati rice cooked in veggie broth.
So effing good.
Purdue Pharma, which invented OxyContin, agreed to pay fines of $8 billion, will be effectively dissolved and converted into a benefit company.
it would be a shame if this got lost in the news cycle
Not everyone was left satisfied, however.
New Jersey Attorney General Gurbir Grewal, whose office has filed several claims against Purdue and the Sacklers over the last three years, said they must be held accountable for their actions.
āA company like Purdue that has so egregiously violated the public trust should not be allowed to continue forward as a public trust corporation,ā Grewal said in a statement after the plea. āThe Sacklers should not be allowed to buy their way out of liability.ā
in my history of comics class for the webcomics unit i sat there thinking please can we not bring up homestuck. so everybody in this class can continue believing that i am a normal human being. but somebody DID bring it up. and then i was like. fine. i wont say anything. ill continue being normal. but when the class discussion boiled down toĀ āthis comic is influential but none of us know anything about it so we cant say anything meaningfulā i was like fine. fine. takes the deepest swig imaginable from my flash and unmutes my mic. i hear youre all in need of an expert
i commend you for your bravery
Homestuck fan coming out of their self imposed exile to shame the history of comics class
People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say āI could never work in retail againā someone has to reply āYou snowflake millennials canāt take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other peopleā No. Fuck you. Iāve worked as a planetarium host. Iāve worked as a public speaker. Iāve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.
The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If youāve worked retail, you know this. If you havenāt, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.
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This is so awesome! Good luck to them.
They have a website from which you can pre-order their cookbook, HERE.
The cookbook is out! Not just pre-order!
Important note from my friend who owns it: the portion sizes can be super wonky so you might have to do some conversions. She suspects theyād be good portions for tastings or large parties, but less so for a family meal
maybe its bc i live in a place where forestry is one of the dominant industries but like tree planting rly isnt good. like the majority of the time its done by forestry companies toĀ āoffsetā what theyāve cut down, and they almost always just plant fir & spruce monocrops and then they prevent the rest of the forest from naturally regenerating by spraying glyphosate, because they want to kill off the hardwoods that grow back since softwoods are worth more to the pulp industry⦠anything a company does that is supposedlyĀ āgreenā never is.
They arenāt actually replanting the forest, theyāre building lumber farms in the middle of it and trying to pass them off as the same thing to people who think a forest is just trees because they live in a world mediated by images and have never been in an actual forest long enough to be able to tell healthy diverse growth from a struggling monocrop.
them: you donāt watch game of thrones?? really? how come?
me:Ā
@scarcity-of-cats @annajanes
Itās called Unconsenting MediaĀ
Oh my god, this is going on my list along with doesthedogdie.com
Holy shit thatās useful
I probably wonāt find myself using this but for my followers: if you canāt handle this shit, USE THIS. If you think a movie or tv show may be hard to watch, do your homework.
1 - the very reason why I donāt watch GoT
2 - This and rotten apples are some of the best sites ever
3 - Does the dog die have a TON of subcategories, such as jumpscares, strobe effects, does a kid die, does an LGBT person dies and many, many others (they actually link to unconsenting media under āsomeone is sexually assaultedā). Please save it to tour favorites is really freaking usefull
Useful info. But⦠(and I sort of doubt it) is there a database like this for car and/or motorcycle accidents? I end up having to give up on lots of movies and shows because thereās often too much for me to handle still. Donāt really like playing the guessing game of āhow traumatized is this gonna make meā
Does the Dog Die has car crashes, and if someone gets hit by a car
Seriously, they have a ton of things, and if they donāt, you can reach out to them and theyāll add a category
Hey yāall I know I havenāt posted in literal ages but hereās a bunch of sites who do this way better than I do!