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this is a side blog follow from worldprincessbygrimes （╹◡╹

[saltedume]

[weedcrimes]

kind of like faye in euphoria right now ….

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026

[maddzroks]

dykes having a hat kiss:)

[cetaceous]

A Regional Train passes a Railroad Crossing between Flooded Fields, Nidderau-Eichen, Germany image credit: Michael Probst/AP via: The Guardian

[weedcrimes]

spirited away

[spiderdungeons]

this fucking picture i accidentally took

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[maxgilardi-deactivated20250515]

never ever ever gets old

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

5 original posts remain

[olgainoue]

sleepy book 1958

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[c3rvida3]

Put a little lavender in your Earl Grey tea if you're feeling fancy. Do not believe the devil's lies about having to pay like $8 for pre-packaged vegan stuffing; the Stove Top brand pork flavored one is vegan. Everybody who has ever hurt you will either change for the better or die one day. The gender neutral Dracula emoji has cooler hair than the boy Dracula, at least on my phone. Girl Dracula has a little white streak in her hair, but that's always been more of a Bride of Frankenstein thing to me and it feels like stolen valor for a Dracula to have, so I use gender neutral Dracula. 🧛🧛🧛

[funstyle]

old people are always like "aaaahhhhhhghhhhh everything used to be so much better" like yeah i bet it fuckin was. no bras. sniffin glue. quaaludes. no seatbelce. no iphone. cigarettes were still good for you. tight pants. everything was flammable. well i guess we should all just kill ourselves then huh

[unclefather]

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

[judgejudyofficial]

Gay

[unclefather]

that’s his snail

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or trying to bring back asexual discourse or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king