woaht woaht

jes

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

never get your info from tiktok, guys.

i seriously thought that donald trump and joe biden spoke chinese and sang to each other in a snowy forest

[katrinadevoort-deactivated20211]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[visenyaism]

introducing my girlfriend to the CW’s riverdale like oh yeah Cheryl and Jason are twins and Jason is the same age as Polly who is two years older than Betty but Betty and Cheryl are the same age everyone knows this. but I forget not everyone is a real riverhead

[errorryx]

my improvements to tomodachi life: abolish marriage & monogamy. enable multiple pronouns & add it/its. add a new type of relationship where one person keeps the other as a pet.

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[997]

this is it, this is the tiktok that will make me lose it entirely

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[wotsukai]

[theocseason4]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[brucebocchi]

[sajdd]

i saw this while scrolling twitter on the toilet at work and almost burst into tears because i could barely contain my laughter. unreasonably funny post

[shiftythrifting]

double-used pussy rocks! I love it when the stones have been in as many people as possible

not the thirdhand yoni eggs!!

[hieronymouscock]

[elfhunk]

i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic