oh dear !

finn // he/him // 16

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[sunsetwish]

[casualy]

@everyone looking at the moon tonight, we’re all looking at the same moon it’s like a romantic date with millions of us

[kidpessimist]

Visit Original Link

[ecozy]

💚

[weedratz]

self care: tell the self deprecating voice exactly why it is wrong. back up with facts, evidence, and outside opinions. write an essay. you are a scholar of your mind and your emotions and fact will always win over conspiracy.

[hustlerose]

every tumblr alternative in the past 5 years:

about 2/3 of tumblr’s features copy/pasted

maybe 2 or 3 extra features, including whatever the hot trend is (editable reblogs, non-sharable posts, integrated blacklist, etc)

crowdfunding link on everything

if not, entrance fee

suspicious lack of infrastructure and oversight

suspicious lack of rules

suspicious lack of privacy protection

names of the developers are suspiciously absent (so nobody crucifies them when it tanks)

overrun by an insufferable group of people within about 10 minutes of launch (terfs, anti-sjws, truscum, cuck fetishists, johnny test kinnies)

shuts down in 2-8 months after being plagued by predictable financial problems

we have this thread every 6 months, comrade

[weedratz]

everyone needs to log off of tumblr and take a nap. go on, i’ll make you some herbal tea or something.

[applefritters-deactivated201312]

[thismustbetheblog]

Every time Morrissey goes to speak there should be someone standing by ready to taser him

[yungtravisty-deactivated2021081]

[yungtravisty-deactivated2021081]

[junefifth]

[junefifth]

[mr-nault-it-all]

When he screamed Golem at the end I lost it

[florescentlcvesickness]

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[techmomma]

Excuse me they what

[llimus]

they press the dots!

[techmomma]

No excuse me they replaced the white boards and projectors?

[llimus]

oh that, yes, they sure tried

[nostrem]

im ngl this is legit my first time seeing or even hearing about a smart board. what the hell. am i that old already

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[weedratz]

hey tumblr,, what the entire fuck am I looking at

[astrolocherry]

Don’t be so surprised when those people that you idolised and idealised turn out to be human

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[gothambunny]

it gets better

[rayghosts]

“you know what men have? penises. you know what horses have? bigger penises.”

“minorities are afraid of the statue. everyone is afraid of horses. people opportunity fear!”

[frightgothcar]

Equal opportunity fear is the only thing I stand for

[edenlouiseart]

“you know what men do? oppress people. You know what horses do? anything but that.”